David Blackham

Father, husband, brother, son and in awe of my family.

[David Blackham @dblackham]

@elonmusk I saw your concerns regarding re-opening production in Fremont. We face a pandemic beyond anything in our lifetime. It is going to require creative solutions--if anyone can be creative you can. Maybe this might trigger some creative ideas: https://t.co/6yS1iY8wk0

[Jody Genessy @DJJazzyJody]

So, the NCAA tournament committee blew off Randy Bennett like he blows off Dave Rose after games? Interesting.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

I thought Kylo and Han had a dysfunctional relationship

Then I remembered my dad & I bonded over killing an old man

Our family has issues.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

I'm not sure why Kylo was so full of angst.

He was born rich with two parents who loved him.

Try growing up an orphan in the desert, kid.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Everyone remembers what my dad said.

"I am your father:

But what haunts me is what he DIDN'T say.

"Sorry I was never there for you, son."

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Han hides it, but his last name is Skywalker.

He changed it when he got married

"You’re with me now," Leia said. "You’re not Solo anymore"

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Why did my dad ask me to join him on the Dark Side?

Sith apprentices always kill their masters.

Maybe that's why he cut off my hand first.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

I kind of wish I had gotten married.

I don’t want a partner.

I just want to hear R2's best man speech

It would have been epic.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

When I became a Jedi, I gave up all my material possessions.

It was a good idea.

Mostly.

I should've kept my toothbrush.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

The Force let me read my dad's feelings.

When he tried to kill me, he was angry.

Probably didn't need the Force to figure that out.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

Obi-wan was like a father to me.

But he cut off my real father's arms and legs and left him burning in lava.

All my role models are jerks.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of Falcons fans suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

[David Blackham @dblackham]

#LamestSuperBowlComercialsEver

[David Blackham @dblackham]

@shaunralston Check this out, it is hilarious. https://t.co/2joDzxdLRh

[David Blackham @dblackham]

Father's Day with Stephanie