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[dani~ @dblade_]

My toxic trait is liking and retweeting my own tweets because I think it will "reach more people"

[ꪝe @_wej01]

I’m at work, sick as a dog. HR approaches me,
Her: “why don’t you use your PTO to go home and take care of yourself”
Me: I’m saving my PTO fot my vacation
Her: “but you’re sick”
Me: which is why sick days should’ve been included in our benefits but here we are

Another coworker over heard the conversation.
Her: I would rather die In here than to use my PTO for being sick
HR: ladies this I think you’re abusing your benefits and missing the meaning of PTO

[Jasmine 🏰 @GELEAAZ]

“Miss Edwina Sharma, will you marry me?”

“I would never dream of courting Penelope Featherington”

“Sophie, be my mistress”

Oh Francesca ik you’re about to pull some actual BULLSHIT in s5 😭😭😭😭😭

[⋆⁺₊⋆ jessica ☾ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU]

Yall realize we’re living inside the Lorax movie right? And the bad guys are winning? They’re gonna be selling oxygen pretty soon. Count on it.

[Joy Sulzinsky @joysulz]

Leaving office probably added at least 5 years to this mans life

[Odysseas 🇵🇸 @RealOdysseas]

I used to believe this until I talked to these people and found out they were 42

[chud bastard @chudbastard]

it's so nuts when the mayor actually likes your city and understands what the people in it want and enjoy

[jerry @ANerdNamedJerry]

THIS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT MAN. FUCK.

[Gray @kvnishappy]

She’s spot on. The problem isn’t her outfit, it's a culture that is obsessed with hyper-sexualizing women no matter what they wear.

[caymi🧸☁️ @cowboylikecaymi]

watching this movie made me realize how often men go after a beautiful woman KNOWING they cant handle her dreams/future so they purposely destroy her & stunt any personal growth she had going on cause they’re too scared she’ll wake up one day & realize she’s with a loser🚬

[ًً @eIsbangs]

every time she talks about him she proves even more that he is a spoiled brat like holy shit he sounds unbearable

[Chris•tine | a Brazilian tiny lesbian @alligatortearsq]

Ya'll can find me boring but I don't think that Francesca would cheat on John bc John wouldn't EVEN give her the opportunity to, because he would step aside and help Francesca understand her own feelings.

In fact, Francesca admitted that John could read her faster than herself.

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

she lowkey saved the world. An architect that’s bad at math is risky af

[dori 🇭🇹 #mijou2026 @born2bcyco]

this era was so annoying cause it was body builders lip syncing to this song like omfg this not about yall

[mwuah no balls @vasasvada]

Idk but Africans had the body mod game on lock before white ppl decided piercings were acceptable

[Nova 🏹 @GRACENCHASE]

“When Hera swapped Percy and Jason’s places, they also swapped fates. Jason died at 16. He didn’t reach adulthood, which was the fate of a Greek demigod. But Percy peacefully lived past the age of 16, like a Roman demigod”

[ocean @faegoth_]

reading books in turkish sucks sometimes because I can imagine a character as a woman for the whole time until they randomly refers them as a "handsome man" since there's no gendered pronouns and it feels like a jumpscare

[Cody Conyers / COMMISSIONS OPEN @StellarAvenger]

I like how when she was revealed to by the goddess Calypso, no one threw a hissy fit because "certain people" weren't conditioned by the culture war in 2007.

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

love that the eu forced Apple to proudly display in store that their iPads are built shitty

[Imani @youdoingtoomuch]

A literal manchild born with a silver spoon in his mouth married to a woman who been working and taking care of her family since she was a child. Interesting to see how long this lasts.