Aaron Klotz 🇨🇦🇺🇦🎗️

Not the freelance tech writer. Seasoned hacker of software. Proud Canadian. Proud Albertan. Unabashed Zionist.

[Aaron Klotz 🇨🇦🇺🇦🎗️ @dblohm7]

My mind typed "hg histedit" but my fingers typed "hg shitedit"

[Jeromy (Pathfinder) Farkas @JeromyYYC]

Privileged to attend the 35th Annual Paperny Family JCC Sports Dinner. Our Jewish community has helped shape Calgary's story for generations through leadership, entrepreneurship, philanthropy, and service. Thanks to all who made this evening possible and Kevin Pillar for sharing his inspiring story!

[Aaron Klotz 🇨🇦🇺🇦🎗️ @dblohm7]

No shit, Sherlock

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

Dick Cheney’s former cardiologist thinks Donald Trump’s tendency to fall asleep in a room full of people is “not normal.” https://t.co/p64BtDANZV

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

This week in the O.J. Simpson trial, after grisly photos of the murdered Nicole Brown Simpson were shown in court, O.J. turned his head away and wept.

It was at that moment that he realized... he would never be able to kill her again.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Under a new law passed by the state assembly, effective next year Michigan will set aside an allotment of hunting licenses for blind people.

This, after years of relentless lobbying... by deer.

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

And finally, the number-one selling doll this Christmas is "Tickle Me Elmo."

And the least popular selling doll?

You guessed it: Tickle Me Frank Stallone.

[Caryma Sa'd - Lawyer + Political Satirist @CarymaRules]

A pedestrian asks why protesters are displaying flags of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

The answer sends him on a roller coaster ride through topics ranging from his presumed vaccination status, alleged Zionist control over Big Pharma, Gaza, Saudi Arabia, and high grocery prices.

📸 Jun 5, 2026

#Toronto #ProtestMania

[80sTees @80stees]

Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd, Bill Murray, and Ernie Hudson on the set of Ghostbusters.

Is this your favorite 80s movie?

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

Remember when they said Zelensky desecrated the sanctity of the White House by not wearing a suit

[mark lucovsky @marklucovsky]

@antirez In my days we wrote our own dependencies, owned and built it all by hand… There are no alternatives when boot strapping an operating system platform like Windows…

[Edmonton Journal @edmontonjournal]

"We’ve been very vocal that we believe Alberta should stay in Confederation, and we should put this issue to bed as quickly as possible and get back to work."

https://t.co/EAHO47Davw

[Paul Vieira @paulvieira]

Cliff Fletcher's greatest achievement was constructing the Calgary Flames to be the 2nd best team in NHL during the Gretzky-led era in Edmonton, leading to 1989 Stanley Cup and finalists in 1986 Stanley Cup. RIP

[Chris Selley @cselley]

The City of Toronto ... was scalping tickets?

[Philippe J. Fournier @338Canada]

📊Alberta referendum poll from Ipsos:

🔴72% Remain in Canada
🔵19% Begin separation process

https://t.co/hISdaSH1Ig

[Ipsos, May 28-June 1, 2026, n=600]

[Polling Canada @CanadianPolling]

This might end up being the most one-sided independence referendum to ever exist, lmfao

[Howard Anglin @howardanglin]

Does anyone ever lose a challenge to their deportation, ever in Canada?

Unserious system.

[Aaron Klotz 🇨🇦🇺🇦🎗️ @dblohm7]

@AP Don't forget the Taster's Choice commercials

[The Associated Press @AP]

The British actor Anthony Head, known for roles in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Ted Lasso,” has died at 72. https://t.co/IcuMafzu9Q

[Aaron Klotz 🇨🇦🇺🇦🎗️ @dblohm7]

@Kica333 It me

[Kristen @Kica333]

I have about 3000 tabs open in my brain at all times.

[Israel Kicks A** @Israelkicksass]

Carney's new antisemitism panel faces backlash over controversial members https://t.co/UqdCQDVjZW דרך @ArutzSheva_En