Dylan Bel Myrrha

Writer, dreamer, teacher, feminist, poet, adventurer, lover of nature, rebel, hugger, fighter, dabbler, student of life.

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

@Renmakesmusic Yes, pretty much all the time. I look forward with enthusiasm to the next portion of your career. Your voice and instruments deserve to be heard in every incarnation you wish to explore. ❤️

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

@luke_glanville Herr Professor Doctor Lupher was my favorite professor ever. ( He told me to call him that when I asked once if I could call him David. ) He was also my boss, as I used to babysit his now brilliant and successful progeny. Sadly, I was fired every time. #FondMemories

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

@GvH320671 @BriannaWu @elonmusk Hahahahaha!

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

@Dame_DNA It always pays to be nice. It’s how I got a quick transfer ( 4 hour delay) to a direct flight to my destination once, while other pêòpłė got to spend the night in the airport.

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

Do you think someone whose last name is Byrd would be more or less likely to still love their girlfriend if she was a worm?

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

@AmyAThatcher I spend too much time on Reddit. That’s why.

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

@RuthieFizz Happy “Jesus” Birthday! (Lol. Nothing religious, we just call it that in my fam.)

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

@BigBrolyBlunts You are so pretty!!!

[Bobby @bobbyberk]

#loveislove

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

https://t.co/zvgZtr74kP
#BoostersNow #VaxxedStillMasked #KeepItUpPfizer

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

@lifesafeast I am so sorry. Losing a parent is so hard. You have my absolute sympathy.

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

@itwasajaxident You are all the stronger due to your survival. Not invincible, of course, but you knew to reach out and to grasp for the lifeline. I love you Jax. Trust that you know what to do. You did it!

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

@GaryMoo14010104 @DyMdillon @MonicaLewinsky I know, right? My husband got a job at Microsoft 6 mos. ago and we’re *still* waiting for our mind-control microchip. What makes them think they’re gonna get theirs so easily?? 😉

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

@MegNumbers @LiviaJones @redditships Your son’s future partners are going to love him...and you!

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@micheletraxx @tsjwaffle @AndrewSolender @CNN Or putting Ivanka up for auction then bidding himself.

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

@LittleBlkDres @suzannebuzz @AndrewSolender @CNN So many Republicans!

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

@redditships (2) and compassionately with your spouse and make the decision together. She was absolutely wrong in this case. Also, she bought a car with his emergency fund? Selfish as hell, especially as a huge purchase like that should most definitely be discussed with a spouse beforehand.

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

@redditships (1) The loss of a pet (whom you love like a child) is emotionally devastating. Being in the hospital with Covid-19 is also emotionally and physically taxing, and possibly devastating. The wife’s biggest cruelty was not waiting until she could discuss the matter logically

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

Funny how words can come back to bite. What changed your mind between then and now?

[act.tv @actdottv]

Ted Cruz knew.
Rand Paul knew.
Nikki Haley knew.
Marco Rubio knew.
Kellyanne Conway knew.
Mike Pompeo knew.
Glenn Beck knew.
Rick Perry knew.
Susan Collins knew.

They all knew.

[Dylan Bel Myrrha @dbmyrrha]

@Scaachi @hazm_alsini It’s the total opposite with me and my South Asian husband. ME: Expiration dates are *suggestions* HE: OMG POISON! THROW IT OUT!