Durban Whiteboy

I smaak for a laka gym sesh every day, gotta stay dak all the time for the binays. Also an avid protein shake drinker.

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

@TheDurbanJoller where you at brutha?

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

Bulking season, betas!

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

Condolences to all those sad cunts writing final exams today when it's such a lovely day to go to the gym. #dac4vac #GetDakOrDieTrying

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

What the fuck brahs, this is not Durban weather!? I guess it's better for those lazy fucks to get their asses in the gym #Pump

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

It's quite clear that the WP don't take as much protein as the Sharks. Brahs needs to realise that protein is a key element to be #DakAsFuck

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

Bruhs in the gym lifting, binays doing their best to look pretty on the fanny machine. #GymLife

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

With everybody in matric finished school, these next few weeks are not study leave, but gym leave. #Dak4Vac

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

The Durban Whiteboy has been resurrected and is back with a bigger pump than ever! #dak4vac

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

Once you go Dak, you never go back. #BeDak #UsefulDakness

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

Our prayers and well wishes go out to Nelson Mandela and the Mandela family, may that dak meneer see 95 more birthdays! #Dak&Free

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

You know what can keep you warm in this cold? A layer of fucking dakness. Poesklap that gym boet. #UsefullDakness #SpreadTheDakness

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

Lighties be like "lets get shredded as fuark for party in the park"... What the fuck.

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

Ay Doll, you like Greys Anatomy? How 'bout i graze your anatomy? #Wink #Tashon #SlayingBinays

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

#Respect Luis Suarez. Trying to get that protein bruh. #GetDak #ProteinForDays

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

If she says you look dak in that vest, she wants the D bro. #UsefullDakness #SlayingBinays

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

Sweating before you get to gym. #DurbanHeat

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

Harlem Shake? Nort bruh. I only do Protein Shakes. #GetDak #FuckYeah

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

Walk up to the club like what up im dak as furk! #SlayingBinaysErday #FuckYeah

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

Looks like the sun's also hungover from Skrillex. #JollingLikeAMotherfucker

[Durban Whiteboy @dbn_whiteboy]

The selfies that will be taken at gateway tonight #LordHelpThoseDolls