David Bodine

[David Bodine @DBodine2]

Leave me alone this week, I’m working on my before picture

[David Bodine @DBodine2]

Do you think Tik Tok Hip will be the next Tennis Elbow?

[David Bodine @DBodine2]

Donda ? More like Dónde am I right?

[David Bodine @DBodine2]

@marknorm Wrong, That’s the Indian Ocean

[David Bodine @DBodine2]

I keep expecting to see a tweet from Trump taking credit for the fewest school shootings in a two month span

[David Bodine @DBodine2]

@Billy_Chimp I want in too!

[Michael Rubin @michaelrubin]

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Woke up in the middle of the night last week with idea of converting our @Fanatics factory in PA that makes official @MLB jerseys into a facility that makes much needed masks and gowns and then donating them to help fight this horrendous virus.

[David Bodine @DBodine2]

You know you’re rich when you can afford a shitty haircut

[NPR @NPR]

Greta Thunberg, the 16-year-old climate activist who inspired school walkouts across the world, has stopped flying because of the carbon jets emit.

Instead, she's sailing to the U.S. from the U.K on a zero-emissions vessel.

[POLITICO @politico]

Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa), intending to make the case for a GOP policy that bans nearly all abortions, said the human population may not even exist if not for rape and incest
https://t.co/Kt0XdlIlhD

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Philadelphia Union soccer player Alejandro Bedoya scores a goal in tonight's game against D.C. United, runs over to a field microphone and shouts, "Congress, do something now. End gun violence."
Via FS1

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

don’t worry america none of them were fetuses go about your day https://t.co/L6cF3Pohwk

[David Bodine @DBodine2]

@garf93 @beldenba Instead of saying “just google it“ I’ve been saying “YouTube it” for years. I YouTubed what’s 3x9 the other day.

[Philadelphia Flyers @NHLFlyers]

For always being in our corner...Thank you, @Simmonds17!

[David Bodine @DBodine2]

You're telling me we couldn't get a pointer finger hand? #thereswaldo https://t.co/Bih4R7dx7v via

[David Bodine @DBodine2]

Alexa: Did @GuyFieri invent chicken tenders?

[Levar Stoney @LevarStoney]

My❓is - why is @realdonaldtrump shutting down govt to demand $5B for a border wall when he won’t rebuild walls & roofs of nation’s public housing? Time to end the petulant politics & take the $5B meant for keeping folks OUT & invest in the public housing our vulnerable live IN!

[David Bodine @DBodine2]

#DOUBLEDOINK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #FlyEaglesFly

[David Bodine @DBodine2]

“This human fanny pack is Big Dick Nick, which has to set some sort of record for incongruity between man and moniker.” is the best sentence I’ve read in 2019. https://t.co/vhZhn3n7DX via @ringer

[David Bodine @DBodine2]

When you think about it, Goldfish (the crackers not the actual fish) are pretty damn close to being fish and chips.