JM Slenderman

Creative at // Butt-Rock Hipster

[JM Slenderman @garf93]

@earlboykins KuzGPT

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Tony Brothers at the scorer’s table.

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@FitzMagic_14 @immaculategrid Oops All Fitzpatricks!

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@nealbrennan Are you considering this a "sketch?" Feels like it could have just been a tweet and been equally as funny

[JM Slenderman @garf93]

Last night, we let the Big Hurt talk.

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@EverPeak01 @consequence Yes of course, please elaborate?

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@jesseland_usa holy shit I can't stop listening

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@DotsNCuts Zac Stacy

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@wrappedaroundme @stavvybaby @eldissula well, well, well...

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@TheSloppyBoys Y’all should do Finnish Long Drink. Made for the summer

[JM Slenderman @garf93]

Two of the best guitar players of all time going at it. @jimmypage

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Everyone is drooling over Conan all of a sudden as if Jimmy Fallon isn’t still on TV every night playing musical Tik Tac Toe with Nancy Pelosi and Young Sheldon.

[JM Slenderman @garf93]

Somebody for the love of Brian’s Hat and all that is holy sell me a ticket for I Think You Should Leave in Chicago tomorrow night.

[JM Slenderman @garf93]

@TomAThakkar You shut your goddamn mouth I’m looking forward to Cra$h vandser$l00t

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

49ers defense in overtime :

[Tim Ryan🦤 @TheSportsHernia]

On this day, November 22, 2001:

Led by Scott Stapp, Creed performs a blistering halftime show at the Broncos-Cowboys Thanksgiving game, redefining what it means to be an American hero and ultimately changing turkey day forever. #History

(🎥@JeffMcDev)

[Celina 52 Truck Stop @celinatruckstop]

Piss Jugman is here until 6pm today to teach truckers proper pee disposal. Jugman is "pissed" at all the jugs he's found laying in the parking lot. "Urine trouble" if you don't dispose properly.

Kids can get their picture taken with Piss Jugman for only $5 from 4-6pm today

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

I figure if I take up vaping and grabbing the hog during a live musical, they'll make me a folk hero.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Me right before letting everyone down…