NotAHooker101

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

Practicing vulnerability by trying on sunglasses in a store full of people

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

DMing my account password to my 7 followers so they can relive the 2015-2024 voyeuristic thrill of going through someone's twitter likes

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

Texting him Happy Valentine’s Day you’re the Charlie Kirk to my Candace Owens <3

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

Some thoughts and goals I have for 2026

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

My oscars acceptance speech would be “I’m the first 24 inch waist with 39 inch hips to win this award”

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

Just blocked someone because I saw three tweets that made me think of them. I don't want to think about anyone. Goodbye .

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

Editing together one of those Announcing to my friends that I’m pregnant videos except it’s them reacting to my new belly button piercing

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

At the movies. Person next to me asked me what app I’m using. It’s the AMC app girl. It’s where we are. how did you get here ?

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

Ever since I became more mindful of my actions (11 days ago) and began avoiding those that may lead to regret (3 hours ago), I've never wanted to end my life more (bored as hell)

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

Obsessing over the way my hairdresser towel wrapped my hair And now you can obsess too

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

Hi I’ll pick you up at 7 pm. I made a list of topics to discuss during the car ride and sent it to you using the Send Later feature. I set it for 7:10 pm so that we have 10 minutes for natural conversation

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

Love that Sunday text where people ask me which photos they should post from their weekend. Ok I’ll help You pick. ! It’s the ones that don’t show your platform Uggs. Those are fugly as hell

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

#NewProfilePic

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

@TinaThando Omgg we talk the same

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

Asked the nordstrom chat representative if she could price match a pair of jeans that are 40% off on the manufacturer’s site. She charged me $35. I should’ve been charged $60. We need less women in stem

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

New daily rule I just made up for myself: I have to walk at least 10,000 steps before texting back any hot men. Fortunately, most of you will never have to worry about this affecting our messaging habits (ugly)

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

Hey l Went To Your Letterboxd Account And Watched All The Movies You Logged On The Platform. They were sooooooo good. We have so much common. Do You Want To Date Me Now

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

No one can dull my shine

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

@ the movie theater

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

recently discovered that you can simply make yourself a shirley temple. no one can stop you. you can have grenadine in your own home

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

Last week I asked someone if their relationship status was still in lingo

[effie .. @effiesfacade]

every time i talk it sounds like it's my first time trying to speak

[NotAHooker101 @NotAHooker101]

Just did something cute and sweet: used my AMC reward points to book a surprise movie ticket for someone

Just did something pathetic and degrading: used my AMC reward points to book a surprise movie ticket for someone (male)