Olivia Allard

I do cloud stuff and I really like PowerShell. Also motorcycles, bull terriers, and smelly cheeses.

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

@WindosNZ We can't use .LINK in our case but I do like .NOTES. As long as its outlined somewhere in that block.😁

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

#PowerShell folks! You have a module, it's gorgeous. You have comment-based help for each of your functions (nice!)
But some of your functions call other functions in your module. Do you reference these in the help block? If so, where?

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

@DavidRSQL That's a start!

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

Hey #sqlhelp! I have a Perl web app that's throwing an ANONYMOUS LOGON error from Chrome and Chromium Edge but IE and Edge work fine. Has anyone seen this before?

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

@JamesMcG_MSBI Lol LOVE IT! Thanks!

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

@PrzemyslawKlys Oh now that's FREAKIN AWESOME! That one's going in the piggy bank.

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

@PrzemyslawKlys Agreed. I should have defined the properties in order in Format-Table instead of Select-Object.

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

@PrzemyslawKlys Got it! Much prettier.

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

@PrzemyslawKlys Halfway there... how do I append to the $axResults object without the += ?

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

This article warmed my heart so.

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

"We've found it... the last shred of human decency in an IT director – all for a poxy Unix engineer"
https://t.co/AMDcDAMVJI

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

"We've found it... the last shred of human decency in an IT director – all for a poxy Unix engineer"
https://t.co/AMDcDAMVJI

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

@JamesMcG_MSBI The second one! @sqlgrrl showed me.
Thank you friends!

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

Can anyone tell me how to follow a tweet thread on Twitter? There's a few questions on #sqlhelp I'd love to see the answers to when comes up. Do I just reply to the tweet?

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

@JeffEdmunds Are you running Windows Server? Any chance that pesky 'IE Enhanced Security Configuration' is the culprit?

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

@SQLDeployHelmet Am very excited to ATTEND #SQLSatSpokane. Does that count?

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

Ah. Filter out those pesky individual core stats and all is well again. Does my #PowerShell return the same values as the #vSphere GUI? No. But we're close!

@PowerCLI I adore you.

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

vSphere CPU Demand metric. Why must you fight me. Our VMs don't need 3x the CPU they have now. You're lying. Staahhpp.

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

@Erdayastronaut @Tesla @elonmusk See, this makes me like it.

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

Does it really look like that though?! #teslatruck

[Olivia Allard @dboliviaa]

@sqldiver @AzureDataStudio @SQLvariant Thanks Mike! VERY excited for the PowerShell notebooks. All the best!