Dallas Bottlenecks

Professional Ultimate Drinking team located in Dallas, Texas. Part of the Ultimate American Drinking League (UADL)

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

@soldoutulti @atxsol We're artists in search of the right muse.

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

@DRoughnecks Good looking torso there

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

The spectrum of interest in the #audlallstargame #AUDL is large

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

@DallasUltimet Thanks - needed a laugh!

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

@359bertle @UltiPublicEnemy @hotalingphoto Yes. #DrinkThePunch

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

@soldoutulti Who needs Photoshop when you can just pound Fireball and @LoneStarBeer to add a natural Gaussian blur to everything? #ad

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

@soldoutulti @atxsol We're artists in search of the right muse.

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

The Dallas ultimate community hasn't been this charged up since @Nitro_Ultimate chose not to be called Duplex.

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

Okay I guess too many feathers were ruffled. I’ll stop now.

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

BREAKING: We are currently considering an offer from @soldoutulti to acquire our talents for two partial bottles of whiskey, a case of coconut LaCroix, and free cover into Barbarella's. #sellouts

[Zookas @DallasUltimet]

@being_ulti So what you’re saying is if you’re a top-talent from Dallas and you leave, you’re a sellout?

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

@theAUDL do you keep using the drone view so we can’t see these terrible calls? #letmewatchthegameplease

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

Coconut? Blocked and reported.

[Jimmy Mickle @livelaughlime]

Ready to party

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

@tomstyles @WorldFlyingDisc Next question: Chris, how do you feel after calling that trash foul call against @doublewidetx ?

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

@thepartyTD @SinTheFields Branding tryhards, let me know when STF returns

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

@Mattbhip @e1lovesbacon Who doesn’t love a piggyback ride?
#NoThatsNotAPen

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

@SelloutUltimate We don’t have that kind of time. Try #Kiva ?

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

@khalifygreens @UltiPublicEnemy Phew, wasn’t sure if that was the spins or if other people were thinking that too. BRB, my porcelain throne calls
#FarmersOnly

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

@DRoughnecks Clearly Canadian? Is this some next-level mind game with the @TorontoRush?

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

BREAKING: All men's teams have chosen to forfeit the 2019 club season to Revolver.

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

Good to see Revolver could scrounge up some garbage time points for Beau.

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

@soldoutulti

[Dallas Bottlenecks @DBottlenecks]

Tomorrow we get to see the Roughnecks-Flamethrowers finals everyone was asking for.