David B.

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@SpevV2 @supertrucker I’m certain it is as unimpressive as your command of the English language.

[David B. @dbow58]

@SpevV2 @supertrucker Since we know you’re keen on correcting others particularly when you don’t have a worthy retort, that should either be subhuman or sub-human but never “sub human.”

[David B. @dbow58]

@Vern_Funquist Cooper Bateman

[David B. @dbow58]

@jimdunaway My wife is a wildcat. And she also went to Northwestern. 💃😻🐘🏈 #RollTide #GoCats

[David B. @dbow58]

@JonahDispatch No shoes. No shirt. No problem.

[David B. @dbow58]

@JasonKelce @newheightshow Have room in your garage fridge for this one out of Kings & Daughters Brewery in Hood River, OR? I am not generally a fan of triple IPAs, but this imperial is fit for a queen.

[David B. @dbow58]

@JasonKelce @tkelce @newheightshow Have room in your garage fridge for this one out of Kings & Daughters Brewery in Hood River, OR? I am not generally a fan of triple IPAs, but this imperial is fit for a queen.

[David B. @dbow58]

@FloridaGators @CoachToddGolden For Florida coeds, this loss was almost as shocking as receiving unsolicited d*ck pics from a head coach.

[David B. @dbow58]

@Vern_Funquist This is particularly exciting, because normally he promises to have a stupendous resolution on any troublesome matter within a couple weeks (only to never speak of it again). He’s cut our wait time in half!

[David B. @dbow58]

@Taylor_McGregor I have often opined that 60 degrees in the fall and 60 degrees in the spring are two different temperatures, while my wife turns up the Cubs broadcast in an effort to drown out my voice.

Best of luck figuring out what to wear on the plane!

[David B. @dbow58]

@ClayTravis Nobody saved this tweet, and no one will remember you. Here’s wishing you a happy afterlife.

[David B. @dbow58]

@TomFornelli Whatever the saddest moment in Alabama football history may be, your peak achievement as a journalist will always fall short of it. May this thought serve as a beacon of light towards a career of mediocrity.

[David B. @dbow58]

@DHx34 Did you tweet this while getting caught from behind on a run which you should have scored? No, because your NFL career flamed out long ago.

[David B. @dbow58]

@aishahhasnie Hat tip, Aishah. But we would whip your @ss in basketball. Are we living in an alternate universe?

[David B. @dbow58]

@tyhildenbrandt @connor_lee3 The update is you’re still an ignorant @sshat.

[David B. @dbow58]

@tyhildenbrandt 1966? 1977? Your tears taste delicious this morning.

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@jasbengry There are few things better in life than watching a TN fan spike the football too soon.

[Forrest Moore 🇺🇸 @JakeDog1954]

@KatiePavlich You’re on that Signal chat, too?

[David B. @dbow58]

@elonmusk @jpodhoretz Based on your work with DOGE, what is the U.S. if not a corrupt grift machine? Should we not be willing to die for our country in light of this?

[David B. @dbow58]

.@slmandel Over this fortnight, the resumes of Indiana/SMU didn’t magically get better, either. And they haven’t helped themselves in the last 24 hours.

Haven’t checked on you in a while - glad to see you’re still prodigiously producing moronic takes. Enjoy the games.