Dason Bowen

#PatsNation #LLJ❤️ YAHN🐐 RIP MOM DUKES💚

[feel my InnerG ✨ @oohh_tasha]

Why Gary, Indiana ain’t world news right now? They been without power for over a week now. And YES before you ask, it’s predominantly black 😒

[🐈‍⬛🌙🪐 @astrofemina]

So he was a pedophile? Let’s call things by their name!!!

[Dason Bowen @DbowTheGoat]

@Theelliscain Bert’s number. Me personally I don’t think it should be retired even after 50 years. I think it’s been better players to wear the number but that’s just my opinion

[Dason Bowen @DbowTheGoat]

@Theelliscain That’s understandable but do you think the jersey should be retired?

[James Larsen @JamesLarsenPFN]

Former #Battlehawks RB Jacob Saylors tonight:

55 rushing yards
6.9 YPC
28 receiving yards (T-1st on team)

83 yards on just 11 touches. Dan Campbell and this #Lions offense has a hidden gem in @Saylors1k 👀🔥

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

Coach Campbell on Jacob Saylors.

[Dason Bowen @DbowTheGoat]

Now Show Defensive Impact 😂😂

[Park Mu-Doon @parkmudoon]

Caitlin Clark — vs ESPN's MVP nominations.

[Dason Bowen @DbowTheGoat]

Could’ve have Ladd Mchonkey over this bum smh

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Ja'Lynn Polk is the first one from this Washington offense to retire

The Patriots selected him No. 37 overall in the 2nd round of the 2024 NFL Draft

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

“Black boys deserve to grow up.”

[Dason Bowen @DbowTheGoat]

@jimbobcooterV @OTDWILSON You don’t think he’s better than Jordan Love? Why’s that

[Dason Bowen @DbowTheGoat]

@jimbobcooterV @OTDWILSON He’s the only one been to a Super Bowl but he gotta go 😂😂

[Dason Bowen @DbowTheGoat]

She used to look like Kane when he took the mask off for the first time

[Ryan @Rygi13]

She sure loves gender affirming care

[Dason Bowen @DbowTheGoat]

@BrotherPowPow @Official_Mole Gotta Wrap Up Boss 😂😂

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The average US home is now more unaffordable to the average American than at any point in history, per CBS

[Dason Bowen @DbowTheGoat]

WASHED FUCK NIGGA

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.

[FSU Football @FSUFootball]

One of the best 𝙄𝙣 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙂𝙖𝙢𝙚

Duce is the No. 4 wide receiver in @EASPORTSCollege CFB27

#NoleFamily

[ESPN @espn]

The Louisville Kings are headed to the United Bowl in their first-ever season 👏

Can they capture the UFL title? 👀

[Dason Bowen @DbowTheGoat]

Who cares tbh.

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Aaron Rodgers told reporters he will retire after this upcoming season with the Pittsburgh Steelers.

[Dason Bowen @DbowTheGoat]

Like CC having 223 Turnovers In A Season 😂😂 “Historical Record

[Evelyn DR @prettygirle2004]

I love Paige, she’s a baller, but this WNBA “historical record” feels oddly cherry-picked during a week where actual league history was being broken. 😭

This is exactly why people roll their eyes at some of these graphics. 😭

CC was breaking REAL historical records:

✔️fastest ever to major milestones
✔️assist records
✔️rookie records
✔️offensive records

Meanwhile this is:
“through exactly 40 games with 772 points, 216 assists, 3 left shoes, a full moon, on a Tuesday, after a road trip, and Mercury in retrograde” 😭

That’s the difference between history-making and stat archaeology. One is a genuinely historic record. The other feels like somebody dug through a database until they found an ultra-specific stat combo that only applies to a tiny group😭 @IndianaFever @CaitlinClark22