Bradenisms

Sharing the lyrical orgasms of Dallas Braden. Please follow, share & contribute quotes/stories from the greatness that is @DALLASBRADEN209 #bradenisms

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"All aboard, next stop.....POUND TOWN!" @DALLASBRADEN209 @Starting9 @Jared_Carrabis

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"Sugar melts Jared." @DALLASBRADEN209 @Jared_Carrabis @jayhaykid @Starting9 #bradenisms

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"Its roughly 42 degrees farenheit, yes I think that's somewhere around -18 degrees kelvin." @DALLASBRADEN209 @Athletics @KenKorachRadio @NBCSAthletics #bradenisms #Kelvin #MLB #WildCard

[Dallas Braden @DALLASBRADEN209]

Wheels up to Seattle! Can’t wait to hit the flower market! Such a delightful array of colors & scents. Wonder if the cat that used to be tranquilized & dressed up in costumes out in front of the original Starbucks is still there? Might have to catch a Salmon.. I LOVE Seattle.

[Dallas Braden @DALLASBRADEN209]

Sup Seattle? I love this yard & this city. Both GORGEOUS. Pretty special night. King Felix will take the hill for what could be his final time in a Mariner uniform. Tip of the cap to The King if that’s the way the story ends... #TheKingsCourt

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Dallas: "You guys ever seen the movie Stand By Me?"
Jared: "No."
Dallas: "Oh my god Jared, get it in your life." @DALLASBRADEN209 @Starting9 @Jared_Carrabis @jayhaykid #bradenisms #standbyme

[Dallas Braden @DALLASBRADEN209]

Same.

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"Get the fuck outta here, this ain't no soup kitchen, this is the big leagues pal." @DALLASBRADEN209 @Jared_Carrabis @jayhaykid @Starting9 #bradenisms

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View from the office. #LetsGoOakland

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"Well that's fine on paper they should. If my aunt had balls she'd be my fucking uncle."@DALLASBRADEN209 @Starting9 @Jared_Carrabis @jayhaykid #bradenisms

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"Just to put my hands on my crystal balls once again and rub them vigorously." @DALLASBRADEN209 @Starting9 @Jared_Carrabis @jayhaykid #bradenisms

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"I'M GOING TO FUCKING SPIKE SOMETHING!" @DALLASBRADEN209 @Jared_Carrabis @jayhaykid @Starting9 #bradenisms

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"I am a trust tree." @DALLASBRADEN209 @Starting9 @Jared_Carrabis @jayhaykid #bradenisms #brianwilsonsecrets

[Brodie Brazil @BrodieBz]

The A’s are up 9-0 after 2 frames, so… @DALLASBRADEN209 has resorted to taking baseballs apart on the broadcast.

#RootedInOakland

[Dallas Braden @DALLASBRADEN209]

I love Mitch Moreland!

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Anyone hear any good @DALLASBRADEN209 quotes tonight share them and @ me. #bradenisms #TEXvsOAK #rootedinoakland #Athletics

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Jared: "JD is by no means a good defender."
Dallas: "All groping aside, hes not a complete boob out there Is what your getting at, fair to say?"
Jared: "Pretty fair yeah.@DALLASBRADEN209 @Jared_Carrabis @jayhaykid @Starting9 #bradenisms

[Dallas Braden @DALLASBRADEN209]

Feels like a good morning to #PlayBall! Come hangout with Stomper, get your face painted & play Wiffle Ball with me @ the Frank Ogawa Plaza (Oakland City Hall Lawn).

We will be there from 10-12 today getting ready for the game tonight!
#LetsGoOakland

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"GSP looks like he can lick his traps." @DALLASBRADEN209 @Starting9 @Jared_Carrabis @jayhaykid #bradenisms @ArchieBradley7 @AlexYoung_23 @GeorgesStPierre

[Dallas Braden @DALLASBRADEN209]

.@Jared_Carrabis @jayhaykid sup?

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#bradenisms @Starting9 @jayhaykid @Jared_Carrabis @astros

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"ALTUVE! FOR FUCKS SAKE! Can somebody get Altuve a booster chair so he can see the computer that has the fucking scouting report on it. HEY, QUIT FUCKING RUNNING, you almost had your leg cut off earlier. quit fucking doing it, I like you as a ball player." @DALLASBRADEN209