Stifler’s Mom

I don't care! I'd rather sink -- than call Brad for help!

[Stifler’s Mom @dbranflakes]

I am a fatalist through and through

[Stifler’s Mom @dbranflakes]

1:57 into the 14:55 All Too Well:The Short Film and I am BAWLING! Forgot how much Taylor Swift puts me in my feelings. WOW.

[Stifler’s Mom @dbranflakes]

I just fell back in love with Taylor Swift.

[Stifler’s Mom @dbranflakes]

@ZARA I dm’d your Zara Care account and nothing has happened. You are not assisting me. I do not understand what the problem is.

[Stifler’s Mom @dbranflakes]

@MarcoHoffner @LightsCameraPod This looks so weird. But I’m so into it!!!

[Stifler’s Mom @dbranflakes]

@trentertain right?? I feel like it's impossible NOT to.

[Stifler’s Mom @dbranflakes]

I have a major crush on Dua Lipa.. I'm guessing everyone else does too, right ??

[your fav latina @alooeevera]

My great grandma going to prom in the 1950s 🤍

[Arizona Cardinals @AZCardinals]

👀

[Hamilton @HamiltonMusical]

History. Is. Happening.

[Stifler’s Mom @dbranflakes]

PRESIDENT BIDEN

[Stifler’s Mom @dbranflakes]

And I know time is just a social construct, but I am human, nonetheless, and will only feel relieved on 1/1/21.

[Stifler’s Mom @dbranflakes]

I can really use a breath of fresh air. Where you at 2021??

[Stifler’s Mom @dbranflakes]

@imTulip OMG!!!!! Noo! I’ll have to get there before it closes

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

NEW: We’re taking action to stop the spread of #COVID19.

Effective Thursday, November 12th:
☑️No indoor dining between 10:00 PM – 5:00 AM at restaurants, bars, clubs, and lounges
☑️Outdoor dining, takeout, and delivery services may continue past 10:00 PM

[Anne Hidalgo @Anne_Hidalgo]

Welcome back America! Congratulations to @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris for their election! While we are about to celebrate the 5th anniversary of the Paris Agreement, this victory symbolizes our need to act together more than ever, in view of climate emergency. 🇺🇸
#Election2020

[Stifler’s Mom @dbranflakes]

@BRoll_76 “I’m getting off of Twitter for the next two weeks”

[Stifler’s Mom @dbranflakes]

Important

[Stifler’s Mom @dbranflakes]

watching dorinda this season on RHONY is so sad... I can't stand when people are mean!!