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[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 AMERICANS ARE JUST NOW REALIZING THEIR “ICE CREAM” ISN’T EVEN LEGALLY ICE CREAM ANYMORE

"Does anybody know what's happened to Breyers ice cream...that it's no longer ice cream?"

A couple posted a viral video after buying a tub of what they thought was normal ice cream only to discover the packaging never uses the words ice cream anywhere.

Instead, the label says “Frozen Dairy Dessert.”

Why?
Because years ago, companies quietly changed their recipes:

• Less cream
• More air
• More gums & stabilizers
• Cheaper fillers
• Ingredients that no longer meet FDA standards to legally call it ice cream

The wife says she bought this thinking she was being “moderately healthy,” until she noticed something insane:

“NOWHERE on here does it say ice cream.”
“It literally says frozen dairy dessert."
“This was the ice cream of my childhood…now it tastes TERRIBLE."

She opens the container and immediately freaks out:

“First of all… what is this texture?”
“It tastes metallic.”
“It’s forming a FILM inside my mouth."
“This is NOT ice cream.”

Her husband jumps in:

“This used to be the PREMIUM ice cream of the bourgeoisie.”

She stops him, but keeps inspecting the tub:

“They made it LOOK like ice cream… the fancy label, the ‘Rainforest Alliance’ leaf… the Grade A milk logo… but WHAT am I actually eating here?”
“Because it’s definitely not ice cream.”

People across the internet are now checking their own tubs and realizing the same thing - half the brands in their freezer aren’t even allowed to be called real ice cream.

Did you know companies legally reclassified this stuff… or have you been eating ‘frozen dairy dessert’ without realizing it?

[yosoymario @yosoymario91]

You are depressed because your ancestors fought and danced and ate meals together and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

Nailed it.

[Shaughn.SGT(ret) @PrairieVeteran]

For most people in Canada, 40% of our income goes straight to those who make our lives the most miserable.

This needs to change.

[Mary Grace @marygrace]

I’ve never been down that chem trail rabbit hole but hear me out. This is the level of blue sky I grew up with and it’s been missing for a loooong time.

I’m at the lake this week and it’s been like this EVERY day. Not a single wisp of white anywhere.

The government can stay shut down.
I got my sky back.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The homeowner saw on the security camera that a bear was playing on the outdoor swing every day, but couldn't get on.
So he had a bigger swing built, and this was the result.

[Brigitte Gabriel @ACTBrigitte]

There should be no taxes on inheritance, no matter how large the amount.

This is money that has been taxed numerous times for DECADES, it should stay in the family.

[Pierre Poilievre @PierrePoilievre]

Fact.

Click here to fight back: https://t.co/HvZZG1tOqi

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

I’m sick and tired of all this trans violence. You?

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American says 15 years ago he bought this home for $130k. He worked for years rebuilding it from bad condition, putting over $120k worth of repairs into it

The city just reassessed his property value, his property taxes are tripling and he can’t afford his home anymore. “They come along and reassess it, my taxes are going to triple, and I did all that work on my own. I busted my ass inside and out, landscaping, f*cking roof, gutted half the place.

It's getting to the point where I can't even afford to buy. Live in a house that I bought almost 15 years ago. The price of everything has doubled. Vehicles double, you know the deal. Groceries double, insurances double, including vehicle insurance.”

[Mario Zelaya @mario4thenorth]

Imagine shooting a gun that’s illegal.

Blasting through rounds.

Your boy is beside you.

YOU AREN’T LOOKING WHERE YOU’RE SHOOTING.

AND POSTING IT ONLINE.

This is Muskoka - a once peaceful escape.

[Alex Vacca @itsalexvacca]

Facebook once bought a VPN app for $120M and turned it into a surveillance tool that spied on 33M+ users' entire phones for years.

This app helped Zuck buy WhatsApp for a whopping $19B and break Snapchat's encryption.

Thread

[Mario Zelaya @mario4thenorth]

Hospitals are full.

Canada is broke.

More Canadians are now homeless.

Families can’t afford rent or groceries.

But if you’re NOT Canadian and you identify as a certain je ne sais quoi, Liberals will:

-Fast-track your refugee claim
-Pay your rent
-Give you legal aid
-Offer therapy
-Give you 12 months of income

ALL. ON. YOUR. DIME.

Welcome to the circus. 🇨🇦

[Dbrooks🦩 @dbrooks555]

Get 👏🏻 tested 👏🏻 for 👏🏻 lead 👏🏻 poisoning 👏🏻

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Full episode of @JoeRogan & @realDonaldTrump available on 𝕏!

YouTube experienced some uh … technical difficulties 🙄

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

Since there's an issue with searching for this episode on YouTube here is the full podcast with Trump

[Stephen Punwasi 🏚️📉🐈☃️ @StephenPunwasi]

Walmart employee “Mary” made a viral video showing it’s impossible to lock yourself in an oven.

It’s now deleted. Anyone know if Walmart fired her or made them delete it?

[Christy 💕 @Christy4Change]

Do you remember when Justin Trudeau and the Canadian Government:

- declared these people terrorists
- froze bank accounts
- trampled people with horses
- arrested people
- took away all money fundraised in support
- put us on watch lists
And so much more.

NEVER FORGET! 🇨🇦

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

Idk why but this dress looked way more sluttier in 2005

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

I hope someone is watching Philadelphia!! 👀