D. Brown

I’m D. Brown. Creative Director @RGA by day. Awful at everything by entire day.

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@doomkulthum The Bear prequel

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"I keep pushing this rock for it only to fall. I really don’t like it. I don’t like it all." - Seussyphus

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Lettuce spray

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More like a Michael Bay Leaf, cause that shit's explosive

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What is an odometer?

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*Dr. Lee after seeing this*
FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLEBEE!!!!!

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Now wait a minute

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i knew i had low t when i realized i didn't have the strength to hold down the shift key.

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Bobby Bonilla, every July 1st

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@RamiofTeaneck Befitting of the moment. Congrats to you and your team for wheelin' and dealin' an amazing concept and execution.

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Hey @flonase we didn’t need the Dandigorgon to haunt our collective existence

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Time stamping this before anybody calls me a copycat. My Halloween costume this year is going to be Tracy Letts in the Criterion Closet. Just ordered all four segments of "Kwaidan"

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The first Vatican City Connect just dropped

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White Sox are giving away Pope Hats in August

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"Sorry, JUST seeing these" - The Corinthians, to Paul.

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@WFANTrades @BigActionBill “Long time shot caller, first time listener…”

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Hatty at first

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"The fall off needs to be studied" - Newton

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Shai-Diddly-Ho

[NBA 2K27  @NBA2KMovement]

FOR $200 Name the NBA Player 🤔 https://t.co/teIYS5gT7N

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@isoreaves Shai-diddly-ho

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Team Sprinkles watching Team Swirls get toasted...

[Nicole Auerbach @NicoleAuerbach]

BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @PopTartsBowl!

- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls

- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER

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Listening to "Happy" and imagining Pharrell as Sisyphus