Spaghetti Turnover

Delicious spaghetti inside of a pastry.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Per the FBI, Trump knew and funded underage sex parties in Palm Beach.

[Nexx @evil_scott]

He also rapes kids, pedo style

[Spaghetti Turnover @dbs20231]

@andon_thinking @itsdefnotleon @andon_backlink Germany isn't a real country

[Spaghetti Turnover @dbs20231]

@andon_backlink @andon_thinking Please speak English for the rest of the day today. Or else the entire audience will stop listening.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

What?

[Simon John @hehimta]

The show won't work. It'll collapse, or be cancelled.

Essiedu (Snape) is already receiving death threats before a single episode has aired. An Italian actress has been cast as Parvati Patil, a canonically Indian character. Stanton's parents had to disable all of their daughter's social media within an hour of her casting announcement due to racism and, again, death threats. She is eleven years old and already articles dissecting her skin colour have since been written.

The cast is already fracturing. Lithgow nearly quit over Rowling. Nick Frost publicly distanced himself from her views. Essiedu signed an open letter supporting trans people, while playing a character in a show exec produced by Britain's most prominent anti-trans voice.

The show is also biannual, not annual. Season one arrives Christmas 2026. Deathly Hallows, if they get there, lands around 2040. John Lithgow will be 95, almost guaranteeing he'll die during filming, much like Richard Harris died aged 72 after just two films.

The story itself is a now a logistical trap. A Black Snape being hung upside down by the Marauders, spending years fighting for blood purity, then dying for the cause of a white woman he loved. Those scenes cannot be written cleanly anymore. Every choice will generate a fresh brand new controversy from absolutely every angle and political sphere.

This franchise requires a sustained decade of audience goodwill to function. That goodwill simply does not exist anymore, as her base is now the most vitriolic, toxic abusers, a narrative at some point (if not already, seemingly) HBO Max will have to adresss.

The three child leads have not signed long-term contracts. What happens when they're 18, 19, 20, with fully formed opinions about the woman whose name is on the tin?

The magic is a dead horse.

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Top Republican Mace Calls to Execute Donald Trump.

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

As someone who grew up in a home with domestic abuse, not only would I not have flown on his plane if I had any inkling of what he was doing—I would have turned him in myself and led the call for justice for his crimes, not sweetheart deals.

[Lisa Bee @leebee4life]

So Paramount is distancing itself from Eliza Orlins, but not Stephenie LaGrossa who was disgustingly antisemitic and seems pretty hateful all around. Did I get that right? 😒

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump, slurring: I'm proud to officially name the...undishpu..the...jshhhh...whendidthiscomeout

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Profoundly evil administration

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

This is who Trump is:

Sick, racist, and completely deranged.

[Tim Scott @votetimscott]

Praying it was fake because it’s the most racist thing I’ve seen out of this White House. The President should remove it.

[Spaghetti Turnover @dbs20231]

This was fun, lets do it again sometime

[Spaghetti Turnover @dbs20231]

@ZEXALS09 lmaooooo

[ドラゴンボールオフィシャル @DB_official_jp]

原作・ストーリー・キャラクターデザイン 鳥山明！アニメ『ドラゴンボール超 銀河パトロール』制作決定！
https://t.co/QvG4en78DP
#dragonball #ドラゴンボール

[Spaghetti Turnover @dbs20231]

@garb678 @ThisWRLDisCrazy I haven’t seen anyone official say arc. They were intentionally vague on stage, but it’s a movie.

[Spaghetti Turnover @dbs20231]

The next feature film in the franchise is official - Galactic Patrol!

[Hype @DbsHype]

Dragon Ball Super: The Galactic Patrol Officially Announced!!

[Spaghetti Turnover @dbs20231]

@garb678 @ThisWRLDisCrazy My sources have said today’s announcement is a movie. They never said it was a weekly or seasonal anime.

[Spaghetti Turnover @dbs20231]

@ThisWRLDisCrazy @garb678 It’s the manga arc condensed into a movie.