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aspiring disappointment and comedy

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My grandpa fought in the trade war

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Why do all the VR headsets look like something you'd force a prisoner to wear?

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Is there anything worse than a kitchen drawer that won't close because of an object that you placed incorrectly in the way?

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@kirkmin no way could Travolta play Hill, just not serious enough.

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@kirkmin This better have school lunch in it.

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@kirkmin can we get a Gary Oldman career episode.

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@jtkantor any chance we could get some k-pop today!?

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@jtkantor is it not too late for Tweezer by phish?

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@jtkantor could you play under my thumb tonight? Need to warm up!

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@jtkantor cold night at the game maybe a little lose yourself from Eminem?

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@jtkantor can you play crockett's theme from Miami vice today?

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@jtkantor Could my buddy Ken get a little Levitating by Dua Lipa tonight for his birthday at the game?

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@elonmusk when in park the wipers should shut off.

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This Mother’s Day get mom what she really wants, an AI generated thank you.

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Avatar 2 CGI looks amazing.

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Do you brush your teeth before a zoom call?

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How are parents today supposed to explain to their children that Will Smith won an Oscar?

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Why doesn't the freedom convoy stop the Ukraine Invasion?

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@elonmusk Would love it if Tesla's knew a user profile was tied to a cell phone for key and when that cell phone wasn't the key and a regular card key was used the car switched automatically to a different profile to avoid the primary car drivers profile from being changed.

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What do Jeff Bezos's kids get him for Christmas?

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@elonmusk No SiriusXM app in the Model 3....:(