DCally

I fucking hate stupid shit. Fuck. FUCK shit fuck

[The Real Johnny @antirealjohnny]

Pwning n00bs on philosophy forums just doesn't cut it

[DCally @dcalleshit]

@johnnymalato I wish I knew about this last semester! Thanks so much this is so exciting!!

[DCally @dcalleshit]

@johnnymalato @neiltyson do we have an alternative definition?

[DCally @dcalleshit]

@johnnymalato @neiltyson he's pretty close though. Knowledge is defined as justified true belief

[DCally @dcalleshit]

She called me back to apologize. I wanted to tell her it's fine cause I'm used to it.

[DCally @dcalleshit]

I should be studying

[DCally @dcalleshit]

Fuck yeah finally a dream that strokes my god complex

[DCally @dcalleshit]

@suraya_8 twisted fucks are the best kind #twistagainlikewedidlastsummer

[DCally @dcalleshit]

@suraya_8 masochism has its perks

[DCally @dcalleshit]

@suraya_8 who's he? Stop being so cryptic

[DCally @dcalleshit]

I don't know how I fucked my back up. id give my dick for a back massage right now

[DCally @dcalleshit]

Orgasms are nice.... But sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's good. But that's only because of orgasms. So sex isn't actually all that

[DCally @dcalleshit]

Oh fuck

[DCally @dcalleshit]

@suraya_8 too late. Gonna get that Octopussy

[DCally @dcalleshit]

@suraya_8 IM GETTING LAID BY AN OCTOPUS

[DCally @dcalleshit]

@suraya_8 may I place an enquiry as to what this yes is in response to?

[DCally @dcalleshit]

Being an ex leader in the church, I feel qualified enough to say that it's all bullshit

[DCally @dcalleshit]

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[DCally @dcalleshit]

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