Alyssa

Surviving thanks to wine, pizza, humor, & a good therapist | Basically just a hockey account now | #ALLCAPS Hockey | #ncpol | Internet nonsense

[Alyssa @dcalyssa]

if you're missing my hockey retweets feel free to unfollow bc our country is a shitshow and I will be posting about it

[Alyssa @dcalyssa]

looks like i picked a great time to pop in here

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Dear makers of women's clothing…

Pants pockets should be like poetry.

DEEP ENOUGH TO BE MEANINGFUL.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life.

[Alyssa @dcalyssa]

I want to be delusional about one more year but I feel ill

[Alyssa @dcalyssa]

@FatouSadio @PeterBondra12 girl your who??!! 🫶🏽

[Alyssa @dcalyssa]

if he went to that handshake line I would have lost it 😭

[Alyssa @dcalyssa]

two LEGENDS

[Washington Capitals @Capitals]

For the 100th time

[Alyssa @dcalyssa]

man imagine being lil pro and walking into mini sticks with Ovi and Geno

[Capitals Replays 🍁 @capsreplays]

Ovechkin, Malkin and the Protai playing mini sticks with lil ovi’s

[The Players’ Tribune @PlayersTribune]

Dylan Strome recalls his first impression of Alexander Ovechkin: “That summer, before the preseason started, I was at the rink getting some work in with the guys. It was great meeting everyone and the staff were amazing to me. But I remember everyone kind of saying under their breath, like, I think he’s coming in today. He might be here today. He should be here soon.

I was just like, Who?

And then Ovi busts in. Huge smile on his face. Looking like the happiest guy on the planet. He walked around the gym and just gave everybody the biggest hug. And, I don’t know man, he’s just bigger than life. He sets the tone. He’s Ovi.

Surreal gets used too much. But that’s the word. I remember being a kid and just being amazed by him. The smoke visor. The yellow wax laces. The jersey flying in the wind. The goal on his back. Kissing the fingers and pointing to the sky. I remember when he scored his 50th of the season in March 2009. My neighbor was actually at that game down in Tampa and she came back a few days later and ran over to our house to tell us about it. She put a stick down on the ground and did his ‘Stick on Fire’ celly. She’s bouncing around, heating her hands on the stick. We were all cracking up.

He was just that guy, right? Bigger than the game, in a way.” https://t.co/ixvWiU7LGu

@stromer19 | @ovi8 | @Capitals | @NHL

[The Future Caps @TheFutureCaps]

Playoffs Update:

Terik Parascak and @PGCougars play game 1 of quarter finals on Friday

Milton Gästrin and @MoDo_Hockey are tied in semi finals and play game 5 tomorrow

Maxim Schäfer and @SagueneensLHJMQ play game 1 in quarter finals on Friday

#ALLCAPS

[Alyssa @dcalyssa]

@dannyajasso @bigheadhcky Cause you know puck lol

[Alyssa @dcalyssa]

@sammisilber oh so glad she is back to herself!

[Alyssa @dcalyssa]

@raeziIla I'm so fucking sick of the people that got us here expecting democrats to fix it when the gave the Republicans the house senate and white house

[Alyssa @dcalyssa]

lmao no one likes James David

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

JD Vance tries to call Trump at a Viktor Orbán rally and gets sent to voicemail

[Alyssa @dcalyssa]

@tormntos lmao

[Alyssa @dcalyssa]

literally can never pass this video without watching

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

This never gets old 😭

[Alyssa @dcalyssa]

rent free everywhere

[RMNB @rmnb]

Hot mic catches Connor Murphy name-dropping Tom Wilson in a chirp directed at Rasmus Andersson https://t.co/zAJU2kf2Nf

[Alyssa @dcalyssa]

y'all I almost blew trying to watch the Wild v Wings game. Don't worry though I turned it off and all is well now

[Alyssa @dcalyssa]

so real!!

[INFOSEC F0X 🔥 @infosec_fox]

OneDrive: “your file is saved”
Me: “oh cool where is it?”
Onedrive: “where’s what?”