Dallin Carrier 🦁

I try to keep profanity to a minimum but sometimes shit happens

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I have become bored enough to come back to Twitter. Someone send me funny tweets, please

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If you use “lol” in work emails...let’s be friends, cuz I’m here for it

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@seanwall1313 What the fuck...

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@hellopuki @KatieConley69 What dudes are you two hanging out with...?🤭😂

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Whoever emptied the Brita, and didn’t fill it up, your Mom’s a hoe 🎶

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@seanwall1313 @dumbbitchjuiice Yeah, fruity pebbles has got you beat on this one...

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Few tweets make me laugh more than the extra exhalation of air through my nose...this is one of those tweets 😂😂😂

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Republicans: unlike you I'm not a sheep

Also Republicans: the Lord is my shepherd

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@kmariebreding That would be called dying..

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Oof some religious people aren’t being very “Christ-like” this last week...tsk tsk tsk 🙄😂

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The question I have been asked most frequently since leaving Utah...
“How do you pronounce your name?”
It’s getting old, gonna change it to something else

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@Jill_IsThePill Feeling like sharing the weath?😂

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Can you guess which one I carved?

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@Graceface5468 I think we need an update bro

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People that do extreme head banging to music while driving give me anxiety

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@aHunter_35 Aren’t you doing the same? Living vicariously through their asses?

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You lose your baby fat, to make room for the adult chunk #gaining

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Did you kiss your parents on the mouth growing up? This is a developing discussion amongst coworkers...😬😬

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Quarantine made everyone a bunch of horny mfers. There was not this much flirting in the gym before...

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@spenny_s48 Come back, we are having just so much fun over here

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@GoulartJade I mean....it’s not as bad as people using the term “Provo float”... and not only using the term but...yeah