Daniel

Accountant. Rock Star. Loves a good rant.

[Daniel @dcarterclout]

@SouthernRailUK I know the drivers are on strike but the least you can do is give those who turn up full size trains. Appalling service today; what excuse this time?

[Daniel @dcarterclout]

@wandbc @wandsworthnews I hope the irony of juxtaposing these two headlines is not lost on the council:

[Daniel @dcarterclout]

@SW_Help But despite knowing trains not stopping people still allowed onto platform at Earlsfield before finding out. Customers at the bottom of the pile as always. #SWRfail.

[Daniel @dcarterclout]

@10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson No it doesn’t. It means months or years of chaos, lost jobs, uncertainty, and probably a labour government after voters throw out the people who pushed the UK off a cliff.
Idiots.

[Daniel @dcarterclout]

#surreyblast not much of a blast so far...

[Daniel @dcarterclout]

@surreycricket The sun is out, the groundstaff need to hurry up and get this game started, not wait an hour!

[Daniel @dcarterclout]

#customerservicefail @FlySWISS
"I wish to thank you for once again taking your precious time to write to us about your claim even though I regret that our position in this matter remains unchanged. Thank you for your understanding"

[Daniel @dcarterclout]

@timmytweets101 It's like playing football manager!

[Laura Marsh @lauramarsh7]

This is what it's all about! @allstarscricket @englandcricket #nextgeneration

[Daniel @dcarterclout]

#SurreyBlast lots of runs but running out of beer... who's running the show at @KiaOvalEvents ?

[Daniel @dcarterclout]

@surreycricket second t20 of the summer and bar staff still an utter shambles... please sort it!

[Daniel @dcarterclout]

@berrybrosrudd all the #bdx16 scores are out so why not update the numbers on your website? It's a handy resource!

[Daniel @dcarterclout]

#CPFC need to buck their ideas up in the second half!

[Daniel @dcarterclout]

@Number10gov and the EU wants the best possible deal for the EU... #platitudes #brexitshambles

[isabella @izzikaay]

can we take a moment @ CornHub

[Ramblin Grimace @RamblinGrimace]

Somewhat disappointed that #Cornhub is not trending.

[Alex Costa @AlexCosta]

Hmmm... CornHub

[Daniel @dcarterclout]

#smarterchristmas - not so sure on table four, my colleagues can't even work out how to tweet!

[Daniel @dcarterclout]

#smarterchristmas lots of gents queueing for cubicles, not many for urinals. #cokechristmas

[Daniel @dcarterclout]

@DaisyGreenFood why now only allowed 1 salad choice for side salad? Been having 2 for past year and surely no extra cost if same size?