Time for you to crawl out of the fart sack and get ready for the DC Beard and Mustache contest. 10 AM. Act like an adult, son and get on stage to be judged and tell your story of facial hair glory.
Did you know....Not everyone can grow a beard or mustache? We have a category just for that - FREESTYLE. Make one or buy one. Not many folks participate so opportunities for winning are slightly higher #vegas#statistics#dcbeardcontest