Dex

they/she/he ✨gaudy, gauche, and gay✨ Scene Queen sun, Trixie Mattel moon, Rhea Ripley rising

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Me: *Hacks hole thru door to party w/axe & looks in, casually playing basic chords on an acoustic guitar.* What's up? Anyway, here's Johnny.

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maxi skirt is a portable blanket
mini skirt is a portable censor bar

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Professional wrestling is gladiator drag

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@caution_crow SORRY SHE HAS W H A T

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@caution_crow hello sailor

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@irish_goodbi Same, not a fan

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Obviously the dates are a whole situation in the first place but can someone please tell me what “come out not forgotten” is?? #StrangerThings #EddieMunson #comeoutnotforgotten

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@DaddiDorf ????

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@knightley_b

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@knightley_b do it

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@knightley_b What if gay luigi was what the people wanted tho

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@knightley_b The “girl who’s one of the boys” to “boy who’s one of the girls” pipeline is very real and was very weird to experience

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Related @griffinmcelroy @matthewmercer ur my favorite schadenfreude ❤️

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50% my love of @bladesinthedark 50% my love of @JustinMcElroy and his ttrpg skills 100% I am loving #steeplechase great job man ❤️

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@knightley_b Misread this as “gloryhole everything” is that anything

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@knightley_b Twink Lite

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What a great day to go to https://t.co/EWSYCvpG9v and find out what native lands you are living on and then take that information and find local native organizations to donate money to if you are able! Happy Thanksgiving!

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@PsybeIe yeah it’s called depression lol

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@knightley_b yay

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@knightley_b vinnie

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Fanfiction is just regular ass smutty romance fiction writing but for demisexuals