The official Twitter for Beyond Infinity DC: Elevated Cloud Kitchen. Helping you transform any food or beverage into the perfect edible experience🔥🍃🍂💨.
Wait! Don’t block me 🥺🥺. There‘s a real nigga behind this account (@theLOVEMaSheen_) and this is my baby. We’re launching the brand soon, and you know what brand launches bring? FREE SHIT. But of course you have to be following us...so let me help you out in advance
[after night out]
gf: [bent over toilet] hold my hair back
me: gotchu
gf: [barfs] now separate it into three parts
me: uhh ok
gf: [barfs more] cross the left part over the middle
me: ok- wait, no, i told you i'm not braiding your hair
gf: [barfs again] cmon it'll be cute
i really can’t fuck with people that are always victimizing themselves. at some point you need to recognize that you’re adult & it’s your responsibility to work through trauma. & sometimes that involves realizing you were the problem at the time.
Me: *answers phone*
Auntie: Heyyyy Auntie’s baby! Ya mama said you could help me find a Airbnb in the mountains for a few days, what do you need from me?
Me: offff course!!! I would love to, let me get to a Good stopping point and I’ll call you back.
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