dcdogdad35

Yep, here for the nudes, dudes. #bbbh #rawislaw

[dcdogdad35 @dcdogdad35]

@mdawg114 I’ve done a lot of hard work in this basement.

[dcdogdad35 @dcdogdad35]

@DingoDawgUSMC Following this because we also need a decent in-home dogsitter. We’ll watch yours if you watch ours!

[dcdogdad35 @dcdogdad35]

@dcnudesvoyeur 👋

[dcdogdad35 @dcdogdad35]

@wdcexhib Make a cum cube with it!

[dcdogdad35 @dcdogdad35]

@dcvers2012 🙋‍♂️

[dcdogdad35 @dcdogdad35]

@Jockbros1 I’ll bet that family is not Jewish.

[dcdogdad35 @dcdogdad35]

@quid_pro_hoe @Boomer_Banks It’s the Jane Curtin profile pic that really gives it the ol’ chef’s kiss.

[dcdogdad35 @dcdogdad35]

@brockthejockxxx You should absolutely use that as an excuse when you contest the ticket.

[dcdogdad35 @dcdogdad35]

@DCPrEPboy I believe this is Lucida Sans, circa 1997. And we’re lucky that there are MULTIPLE signs that look like this. ☹️

[dcdogdad35 @dcdogdad35]

@aromapit @HarryBatemanX @puer_virilis

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@BateWorld Just don’t use the gravy from the chicken and dumplings as lube. Feels like that would get messy.

[dcdogdad35 @dcdogdad35]

@DcWilmdc Maybe he wants to do it on a Metro train? If he’s real nasty, he probably wants to do it on one of the trains with carpeted floors.

[dcdogdad35 @dcdogdad35]

@dailywank420 @HarryBatemanX Is this @puer_virilis?

[Jomey @puer_virilis]

Slide it in 🍑
@youngleatherpig

[dcdogdad35 @dcdogdad35]

@aliasdc1 Yum.

[dcdogdad35 @dcdogdad35]

@DCChinoRican We call those folks “if you have to flaunt it then you ain’t really got it.” Anybody who’s got $600 for the annual fee can get an AmEx Platinum. A real flex is when they lay down the AmEx Centurion.

[dcdogdad35 @dcdogdad35]

@JarsonHarney They left out Sbarro and Mrs. Fields in the Food Court. Also explains why I was chubby kid.

[ThatYogaFvcker @Thatyogafvcker]

Retweet if you want between my massive furry thighs 😈