Doug Stroock

Butchering the english language since 1975.

[Doug Stroock @dcdoug]

@maustermuhle Screw it, I’m moving to Frower.

[Doug Stroock @dcdoug]

@BleedingGreen Out of curiosity why isn’t there pressure on Scot Loeffler? It seems like Hurts is seeing the field worse than last year… Perhaps it’s worse coaching of him all around?

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

COLGATE HALF-COURT BUZZER-BEATER FOR THE WIN! 🏀🏦🚨

[Doug Stroock @dcdoug]

@Taniel @daveweigel Another win for @usairguitar

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Please share. More important than ever.

[Doug Stroock @dcdoug]

@ErrickPT Except to get water?

[Doug Stroock @dcdoug]

Emmaus ftw!!

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Small businesses like the ones I dropped by in the Allentown area today employ nearly half of private sector workers in America.

Hardworking communities deserve real investment. And on my watch, that's what you're getting.

[Aziz Abu Sarah @AzizAbuSarah]

In the last 48 hours, I have Jewish friends who lost family members, I have Jewish friends who were taken hostage, and I have Palestinian friends who lost family members. I feel like being a nightmare. There is no victory in causing others to suffer, or in seeking revenge.

[Doug Stroock @dcdoug]

10 years ago I came in 2nd place to @SceneStealrEric at the @AGWC - and I’m still haunting him to this day.

[Eric Melin @SceneStealrEric]

On @KCTV5 @myKCLIVE this morning @jillianc_arroll
played #airguitar w/ Iron Dragon & talked about Saturday afternoon 's #CatchingAir Red Carpet Screening + LIVE Q&A at @armourtheater! #KC https://t.co/UuopAwCzov

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

If this gets 1M likes our boss will let us name her baby “Armadillo.”
Twitter do your thing 🙏

[Doug Stroock @dcdoug]

@PoPville Noooooooooo

[DCist @DCist]

Celebrate 50 years of MetroBus, see local art in Eckington, or head to a neon party with District Bridges at Whitman Walker at events around D.C. this week. https://t.co/l57hrb0E3R

[Doug Stroock @dcdoug]

@ChasinSpin @ReedTimmerAccu @shes_super_rad

[Doug Stroock @dcdoug]

I feel like I would also do this. The reactions are amazing.

[Jana G. Pruden @jana_pruden]

Offering kids the choice of candy or a potato this year because I saw a meme about it. And honestly it’s super funny to see their reactions.

[Doug Stroock @dcdoug]

Colleague, after her computer freezes up: I’ve totally lost control and I’m just going to keep talking and hope it works out.

Me: that is the definition of my life.

[Doug Stroock @dcdoug]

@MrsFacemelter Need alcohol to look at that masonry

[Doug Stroock @dcdoug]

@MrsFacemelter Oh no! 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

[Amy Diehl, Ph.D. @amydiehl]

Role Incredulity: When women have to spend extra time to assert or prove their role, it can hamper their career paths and the organization's effectiveness. See my and @leannedz's new @HarvardBiz article for tips to address this all-too-ubiquitous problem.
https://t.co/nUb71Wterl

[Doug Stroock @dcdoug]

@IamDaBast Looks great!

[Doug Stroock @dcdoug]

@MrsFacemelter So sorry :( big hugs from us!