Emily Reid Campbell

Sometime photographer, digital artist, coder, designer. All time music lover, reader, dancer… And now, a mom…to three boys. I sleep very little. I laugh a lot.

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

AI use of the em dash = cold, impersonal, careless, inhuman

My use of the em dash = charming, courageous, engaging, playful, joyful

[Emily Reid Campbell @dcemmy]

@Iamivy05 So… What do we do about it?

[Emily Reid Campbell @dcemmy]

@lduffy1967 @ADHDForReal Likely adhd as well. First all nighter when I was 12. After Benadryl. Good times…🤦🏼‍♀️

[Emily Reid Campbell @dcemmy]

@ADHDForReal Another sign? Benadryl keeps you awake.

[FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud]

ME: *flawlessly performs Kate Bush's iconic dance from her Wuthering Heights video

COP: Ok so now we'll do MY field sobriety test

[Emily Reid Campbell @dcemmy]

@otokyo__ Mark

[Emily Reid Campbell @dcemmy]

@ADHDForReal 2, without the smudge

[Hollie Harris @allholls]

Me: What's that woman's name over there?
Brain: Can't recall.
Me: What day is my next dentist appointment?
Brain: I forget.
Me:
Brain: I can remember that time you stifled a sneeze and then farted loudly in your 17th century literature class your junior year in college.

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My desire to be well informed is currently at odds with my need to be detached from reality.

[Emily Reid Campbell @dcemmy]

@hashjenni I can drive a stick shift

[That Mom Tho @mom_tho]

Getting sleepy on the couch so I’m going to bed to be wide awake scrolling my phone for 4 more hours

[cardinal copium @emotionalpedant]

Algorithm: noticed u lingered on this pic of a frog for 14 seconds

Me: I was refilling my vape

Algorithm: got some more frogs for ya. frog freak. u like that

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Anyone who refers to the 90s as anything other than 10 years ago is not to be trusted. Don’t let them fool you with their “new math” you’re better than that.

[Emily Reid Campbell @dcemmy]

@CryptoCat589 @HealthyFairy86 Funny but not because it’s true

[Emily Reid Campbell @dcemmy]

@RebeccaFMusic Found my voice

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Oh good, an email from every single store or website I've ever bought something from.

[Emily Reid Campbell @dcemmy]

@ADHDdesigner Liquid bandaid stuff. I pick at that instead of my skin.🥴

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

"Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you."