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Everybody funny. Now you funny too.

[Results May Vary @dch_dan]

@JPDELLI92

[Kyla in the Burgh 🏴‍☠️🔥 @KylaInTheBurgh]

Pretty ironic that Trump Fluffer, Laura Loomer, went from saying "I hope I get COVID" to "please pray for me, I am in so much pain" now that she has COVID.

As she literally begged to contract the virus, I hope the ONLY treatment she receives is thoughts & unanswered prayers

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Far right Republican Laura Loomer has a bad case of COVID and says she is “in so much pain.” This post from December is a reminder that you should be careful what you wish for…

[Charles Campisi @1813Doncarlo]

Pres. Biden lost his son Beau who was an Iraq War veteran.
Biden's always shown respect to American soldiers living & dead. Trump, in contrast, faked bone spurs to avoid service, stole from a vets' group, referred to fallen heroes buried in Arlington as "suckers & losers."

[Results May Vary @dch_dan]

This is the master plan. https://t.co/8FRZytflLs

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

@govkristinoem @JoeBiden No.
You don’t protect South Dakotans from anything.
You don’t protect “their freedoms”.
You don’t protect their “rights”.
You certainly don’t protect them from Covid.
You’re more concerned with fireworks.
Monuments.
And motorcycles.
You’ve failed them.
You FAIL them.
Every.
Day.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Right-wing radio host Alex Jones is facing online calls for his arrest after social media users resurfaced the conspiracy theorist's nearly $500,000 donation to a January 6 rally that preceded the Capitol insurrection. https://t.co/BNEG7RFJlF

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

It was only a matter of time before you saw Roger Stone, Steve Bannon and Alex Jones eating each other alive seeing as all are criminals who want to escape prison, but every one of those bastards should be locked up forever for their crimes against the US. Evil pieces of shits.

[Kyla in the Burgh 🏴‍☠️🔥 @KylaInTheBurgh]

Trump supporters feel betrayed & are turning on him after he told them to go get vaccinated. Alex Jones said to him "Maybe you're not that bright, maybe Trump is actually a dumbass."

All the monsters Trump created will be his biggest nightmare.

[Results May Vary @dch_dan]

@SHEsus__Christ Never. This is America. There is no accountability or justice.

[Results May Vary @dch_dan]

@MarkMaddenX More than likely suicide.

[Palmer Report @PalmerReport]

Right wingers in Mississippi are skeptical about what's in a proven vaccine, but they're ingesting poisonous livestock de-wormer to try to protect themselves against COVID. They're so busy being paranoid about imaginary threats, they'll fall for anything.

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

I bought this jacket 35 years ago at the #Patagonia store on Newbury Street in Boston. Today I'm going to their Soho store to buy a new one. Way to walk the walk, #Patagonia .

[🇺🇸🇺🇦🇺🇸🇺🇦 @spokanetom]

Arkansas Gov. Asa Hutchinson admits he was an uneducated conspiracy fear-mongerer when signing a law banning local mask mandates. As COVID-19 cases continue to rise in his state, he's now just a whiny bitch. https://t.co/YQahMcyauE

[Discourse Enjoyer @CenterLeftyPOV]

Nina Turner gave us Trump.
Jill Stein gave us Trump.

Never forget.

[Donovan Harris @donoharrtv]

RIGHT NOW: Hundreds of passengers are experiencing flight cancellations on #SpiritAirlines at Myrtle Beach International Airport. Some people say they’ve been stranded since yesterday afternoon— resorting to sleeping on the floor and in window sills. @wpdeabc15

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

A fly fishing guide just confronted @TuckerCarlson to his face, telling him, “You are the worst human being known to mankind. I want you to know that!” Let’s make this go VIRAL!