Darren Cha❌pen

Search & House ❌usic Geek In Chicagoland. ❌y opinions are ❌y own and so❌eti❌es Tequila’s.

[Mark Jackson’s Burner @casualtakeking]

In 1984, Nike signed rookie Michael Jordan to a 5-year $2.5 million deal requiring him to meet at least one of four criteria within 3 years to avoid early termination: 

• Be named Rookie of the Year
• Average 20+ points per game
• Make the All-Star Game
• Generate $4 million in shoe sales by year 3

Jordan met all criteria in his FIRST year 😳

Rookie of the Year ✅
28.2 points per game ✅
All-Star ✅
$100 million in shoe sales (1984–85) ✅

[Darren Cha❌pen @dchampen]

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[Paul Sims @SimslearnAi]

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[Darren Cha❌pen @dchampen]

@coldemailchris Prompts

[Darren Cha❌pen @dchampen]

I voted for L. HAMILTON as #F1DriveroftheDay. Make your vote here: https://t.co/ysMDyxuQ6Y https://t.co/9aQpJWi2Th

[Opera @opera]

ladies if he:

○ is organized
○ lives online
○ is the best
○ is attractive

he’s not your man, he’s Opera Web Browser 😎

[Darren Cha❌pen @dchampen]

I really like using Opera. #Browser

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

With their 21-7 win over Northwestern, @OhioStateFB just set the FBS record for most consecutive games scoring 20+ points with 70-straight games 👏👏🌰

[Darren Cha❌pen @dchampen]

@alexgleitman Any game where they play down to the competition. BTW, stop running the ball to the outside. Stevie Wonder can see those plays coming. #atleastweaintpennstate

[Darren Cha❌pen @dchampen]

@DianteLeeFB Been saying that for years. #jamesfranklin isn’t an elite coach. Poor decision making, horrible footbal IQ etc. The Big Ten is not for you. Try private school. Private high school! He’s not worth 7M. He’s incapable of winning the must win games. #GoBuckeyes

[Darren Cha❌pen @dchampen]

@TheBuckeyeNut Exactly

[Darren Cha❌pen @dchampen]

@CoachLoLoc great game. You all will be back next year. Way to fight to the end!

[Darren Cha❌pen @dchampen]

#jamesfranklin is the worst coach in FBS. GO TO USC! The Big Ten is too much for you! #GoBuckeyes

[Darren Cha❌pen @dchampen]

@_jjphillips But do you get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis?

[Jonathan Moore @nathanless]

Here's how you can use XPath functions and @screamingfrog's custom extraction feature to audit different image lazy-loading techniques. 🐸💻 🖼

[Darren Cha❌pen @dchampen]

James Franklin Misspeaks in Press Conference, Saying “My Focus is Completely on Illinois” and Calling Ohio #idiot #moron #thisisnotacoach https://t.co/RdI2lPlsvd

[Darren Cha❌pen @dchampen]

such a great brand! https://t.co/KGhwEYfywM

[Darren Cha❌pen @dchampen]

@_jjphillips -smiling

[Darren Cha❌pen @dchampen]

@_jjphillips Man, she’s looking down smile on her son. Well done brother. Safe travels. RIH Mama Dukes.

[Darren Cha❌pen @dchampen]

@Guhnit_ Falls on the leader.

[Darren Cha❌pen @dchampen]

James Franklin is the worst coach in college football. Penn State is and will forever be overrated until they change skippers.