Them Locs Tho

I'm not perfect. but parts of me are pretty awesome. Aspiring writer.. not saying I'm good, but I can formulate a sentence or two...

[Them Locs Tho @dcharmingone69]

Dear #Media: #RESISTANCE #resist #DoYourJob #alternativefacts #tellthetruth

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The book is here!!!

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She looks JUST like her mom... #masterchef

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See, the family part always tears me up... #masterchef

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So can we agree this is Samantha today? #MasterChef

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But... how did Samantha just CLEAN fall apart after last week?! #masterchef

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I saw that coming a MILE away... #masterchef

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YOU NEED TO SLEEP ON IT?! #masterchef

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You better WERK Cesar! #masterchef

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So.. Black women, if you fancy a good read, you should check this out. #BlackGirlMagic #Women #BlackTwitter

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Ashley threw the Black woman funk on that.. "I'll. Be. Damned." #masterchef

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Yikes... don't call one of the mentors in! That's no bueno... #masterchef

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I've always imagined that the restaurant challenge is the scariest challenge of the competition. #masterchef

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#masterchef!

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@sportsIesbian Between Garrett and Jones, it's hard remaining a fan.... 😒😒

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Did he just call her chicken, "Un-cared-for"???? #masterchef

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So, the FIRST day my wife even notices Julia, she leaves... #masterchef

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So... Samantha has a good shot at winning this... #masterchef

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Also... how arrogant isi t to claim that YOU have more passion than ANYONE ELSE in the same damn competition?! #masterchef

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My wife has asked me like 10 TIMES in the past hour and forty-five minutes, "Who is Julia?! Where did she come from? Has she always been there?"

Yes dear... she has.... #masterchef

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I'd be a tad pissed... "AFTER I COOKED ALL THIS?! You finna taste *this* mutha-sucka!" #masterchef