dchatterjee

Dad/Husband/Dog Lover/Spartan. Got something to say but nothing to prove. The next life can’t possibly be better than this.

[Ryan Winchester @ryanwinchester]

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Canadian Geese are now called DONALD DUCKS.

[Phil Kennedy @PhillipAKennedy]

Best I can do is change the names of shit

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

I totally envision Trump renaming the San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden’s Fault, and I am just putting this out there so I can say I predicted it one day.

[🦖 Dino Kia 🦖 🏳️‍🌈 Oak Street vs. Acme @YutyTyrant]

The fact that we can know this (or at least have an informed idea about it)

God, I love paleontology

[Boo @333too3]

I'm Still thinking about a lady who bought my toaster on FB Marketplace, and showed up with a slice of bread to test it.

[dchatterjee @dchatterjee]

Now, let’s do the boomers

[Variety @Variety]

Meta will enforce a two-hour daily limit on Instagram and Facebook for children as part of a record $17.1B settlement with 29 states over social media addiction claims:

• The “Productive Pauses” for children include mandatory pauses after 15 minutes of continuous use and again at 60 and 90 minutes to interrupt endless scrolling

• “Nighttime blocks” restricting children’s access from 12:00 a.m. to 6:00 a.m.

• Limited school-time access for children, eliminating push notifications on weekdays from 8:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. during the school year

• Robust age assurance measures to more effectively verify the age of young users

• Safer, age-appropriate content controls, including stronger safeguards against bullying, content promoting eating disorders, and content related to suicide and self-harm

• Stronger, more user-friendly parental controls

• Limits on social comparison features, including beauty filters and visible “like” counts, that have been linked to poor mental health outcomes in kids and teens

• Both the implementation and effectiveness of the features will be regularly assessed by an independent auditor and the settling states

https://t.co/ZKTxeuIV8p

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Don’t know about you, but I could really go for some precedented times.

[dchatterjee @dchatterjee]

@UtahWolverine @AtoZ_Payton 😂

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I can’t sleep. So let’s see if the blinding light of my phone, containing virtually every piece of information known to humanity, held just inches from my face for the next 20 minutes, somehow manages to plunge me into a deep, peaceful sleep.

[Melvin of York @MelvinofYork]

I will say "bless you" for up to three sneezes in a ten-minute period. Any sneezes beyond that will go unblessed and you can go to hell

[Big Willy @w_willmoney]

Don't go through a girls phone.
You might be surprised what you might find 🤣😂😅😜😁
Watch and enjoy your weekend.

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Roald Dahl’s wife recounts the story of their first date (I’m literally him)

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

The nastiest lob I've ever witnessed 🤯🔥🔥

[Koki @KayexHenry]

One of the greatest verses ever written, he is forever in my top 5 of all time

[Brandon Yoshizawa @bay_photography]

This might very be my single favorite cityscape of LA so I’ll share it by itself. Taken at 600mm from across the pacific in PV at golden hour with a clearing storm the conditions were immaculate. The extremely clear air and the fresh snow at lower elevations on the San Gabriels were extremely rare. This is the one photo that gets called out the most for being fake, being shopped and now being AI when in reality it’s using photographic lens compression to take advantage of maybe once in a lifetime conditions.

[Zachary Cohen @BettingOnX]

Has anyone called him Snow Paterno yet?

[Matty Dread @MattyDread]

Religious Jokes, not too bad actually #Comedy #Humour #Jokes

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

Listen I get this is a serious situation, but Pablo Pledgescobar is objectively hilarious