David Chau

Husband + Father = Lucky
SacramentoKings, SanFrancisco49ers, SanFranciscoGiants

[John LeFevre @JohnLeFevre]

Etiquette 101

- The correct response to being told something you already know isn’t “I know.” It’s “You’re right”
- Never split a check
- Don't ask someone what their job is, or where they went to school. It's lazy and boring
- Hold doors open for women, but go through revolving doors first
- Always open a car door for a woman, but if you're sharing the back seat, enter first, and scoot
- Stand up to shake hands
- Don't tell people it's your birthday
- Never respond to a compliment with a compliment 
- Respond to text messages promptly
- Don't address someone by a nickname unless you know them well
- No hats or sunglasses inside
- Never show that you're impressed
- Log off a Zoom if you have poor reception
- Walk with the flow, or at the pace of the woman you're with
- Don't make transformative modifications to menu items
- Using a phone is like a yawn; it's contagious. Put it away when you're with other people
- Say "Thank you" even when texting, not "Thanks" or "Thx"
- Always carry cash
- Name-dropping is awful, and nickname dropping is worse
- If you offer to help, never quit until the job is done
- Eat slowly
- Gift randomly 
- When you meet someone for the 2nd time, remind them what your name is 
- Be patient with bartenders; there's no line for drinks at your refrigerator 
- Don't leave voicemails, or when necessary, make them brief
- Tip more than you should
- Don't ask to trade seats on a plane, unless you’re offering an equal or better seat
- If you want to buy a woman a drink, ask her permission
- Don't say "yes" when you mean "no"
- Get on and off an elevator last
- Don't cancel plans on the day of
- Never admonish or criticize a partner in the presence of others

[H.E.R. @HERMusicx]

How it started vs how it’s going.
Who woulda thought 🥹 thank you @Usher #SuperBowl

[Richard Munchkin @RWM21]

Very sad to hear that Al Francesco aka Frank Schipani died. He was 91 or 92, and the guy who invented blackjack team play.

[Hunter Pence @hunterpence]

Nothing can really prepare you for this part of your career when you have to say: I am retiring from baseball.

Forever thankful and Gr8ful.

[NFL on ESPN @ESPNNFL]

Chargers head coach Anthony Lynn reflects on how he fulfilled his dream of having a positive impact outside of football by helping build a school in Tanzania.

[ESPN @espn]

On This Date: In 2002, Allen Iverson talked about practice.

[Roxy Roxborough @RoxyLasVegas]

Four words to better health: Eat Less, Exercise More.....Four words to better sports gambling: Bet Prices not Teams.

[Steve Mariucci @stevemariucci]

Dwight Clark’s ashes in Montana . “The Catch” will forever live with Mr.D @NFL @nflnetwork @49ers

[Too $hort @TooShort]

Who knows the words?! cc: @shaq

[Scott Redler @RedDogT3]

Agreed!

[David Chau @dchau75]

Extended interview: Vin Scully, November27 https://t.co/T5plbVen4L via @YouTube