DC Hero

I am DC Hero, I bang hot nerd chicks and solve the world's problems on the daily

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@thegame Purp & Patron is siiiiiiiick

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A must read on #wikileaks: #fd18tep http://smh.com.au/technology/technology-news-18tep.html

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@SenJohnMcCain This tax cut saves me roughly $2000. Should I put it on black or red? God bless America!!!

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steve jobs is an imagologist

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@Adam_Schefter belichick should be fired immediately, this trade is the worst trade ever

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jon stewart and anyone who likes that mocking, skeptic, and corrosive prick can drown in their ironic intellectualism and no one will laugh

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you don't need to be famous to pull girls, so why does anyone want to be famous?

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date spot: Science Club. Now with happy hour Mon-Thurs from 5-close. Perfect!

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@celebtweeting http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/11/teri-hatcher-naked-makeup_n_678912.html

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@MrPhotogenic Prince of Petworth has more flooding pics. http://bit.ly/d6YrRS

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@carmeloanthony nice job getting married to a woman 5 years your elder

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urkel hahahah! http://www.tmz.com/2010/07/08/jaleel-white-steve-urkel-family-matters-criminal-battery-police-baby-mama-domestic-violence

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sometimes i wonder what it'd be like without game between men and women, then i realize that bullshit doesn't apply to me

[Alan Hahn @alanhahn]

Multiple sources are telling Newsday that LeBron James has decided to join Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh in Miami. The new Big Three is here.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I don't care where LeBron James ends up... As long as it's not at 11pm on TBS.

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nba draft tonight, get your shovels ready hos

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happy father's day to all the single moms

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headin to jay-z concert. got front row tix, better view than backstage

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what are you gonna eat? (@ogochocinco live at http://ustre.am/4sHM)

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what do you think of JAMISON on the CAVS????? (@ogochocinco live at http://ustre.am/4sHM)