Dan

i joined twitter and all i got was this shitty bio

[Dan @dchi11]

@smrwhitetoyou @blankslate2017 Still better than dr oz being in that seat.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Dan @dchi11]

@simsimmaaz Fair. So many bad takes on here I cant even sort through the sarcasm

[Dan @dchi11]

@mlbtheshow25 @_EagleTimes I think what actually happened is the pic you posted is real but it clearly is a fake patriots jersey. So aj probably ran his picture by the patriots social media team and they edited the pic of the jersey to fit with modern branding.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

How could President Biden have planted 274 agents at the January 6 insurrection when Trump was president then?

[Past The Eye Test @PastTheEyeTest]

Schwarber career in Plate Appearances when he does homer:

1.000 BA
1.000 OBP
4.000 SLG
5.000 OPS

In other words, Schwarber - when he hits HRs- is the best player in MLB history.

[The Steelers n'at @thesteelersnat]

France is not ready for Yinzers to drop in and be like "I'm from North Versailles"

[Sixers Nation @PHLSixersNation]

To be very clear:

We said we wanted BOSTON

[Dan @dchi11]

@jimbohuff @leftcoastbabe @AugustCohen4 They could have stopped them from asking a loaded question but they waited until after the question was asked.

[Dan @dchi11]

@claw1400 Both sixers and flyers down 3-0. Right where we wanted them!

[Dan @dchi11]

@claw1400 lol feel like I perfectly called it. Put up a great fight just to keep us in it

[Dan @dchi11]

@claw1400 You just know they’re going to pull out a close game here and keep us in lol

[Dan @dchi11]

@claw1400

[Dan @dchi11]

@slinnick @BobFakeNameEsq “To you and most leftists” implies he’s a leftist.

[Dan @dchi11]

@Royston74028307 @WilliamTaborDDS @MetamateDaz The original post literally says excluding primary residences https://t.co/NlHz6RLnZt

[daz @MetamateDaz]

UNPOPULAR OPINION:

They should tax loans against stocks, equity and assets as income

(excluding primary residences)

[Dan @dchi11]

@Danley007 @BMcCarthy32 Maybe if other animals had access to life saving fast acting insulin and blood sugar monitoring, more animals would have diabetes.

[Dan @dchi11]

@WilliamTaborDDS @MetamateDaz Idiot, they literally wrote in a carve out for primary residences.

[Dan @dchi11]

@Andymantweet @MetamateDaz This is the much smarter policy position.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

42069…. hope we don’t get indicted

[Dan @dchi11]

@JesterJum its a loss leader. gets people in the door to buy other shit.