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[Mue Deborah @mi_reina130]

Caleb Hammer goes off on guest after she calls Tinder date a creep for wanting to hook up.

Guest: So because I was in Austin, I’m like, “Oh, let me get Tinder again to explore the area with an attractive male.” He lowkey followed me up to my hotel room.

Caleb Hammer: Who?

Guest: This guy from Tinder.

Caleb Hammer: You met a random guy from Tinder the moment you landed in Austin?

Guest: No, I did some things by myself. I actually was like going to try to just find somebody like, “Oh, let’s go to a nice food spot or something.” I’ve never been here.

Caleb Hammer: Okay, so you met…

Guest: Yes.

Caleb Hammer: …a man…

Guest: Yes.

Caleb Hammer: Okay.

Guest: …and then he was trying to hook up with me and I was like, “No, I’m not like that anymore.” And then I lowkey kicked him out.

Caleb Hammer: This is… this is so interesting. Ladies and gentlemen, have you followed what she just said? I’m going to show you, unfortunately, the modern young woman in grand display. She went around with a lot of guys and hooked up. Okay, that’s good. She consented to it, they consented to it. Then she flew here in Austin, chose to meet up with a guy, the guy wanted to hook up, and she just made him sound like a creep for coming with her to the hotel and trying to hook up.

Guest: Well, we were walking around in public and then I’m like, “Oh, do you want to walk me…” Like, he was just standing there near me at the elevators. I’m like, “Are you going to walk me up?” And he’s like, “I don’t care.” And then I was like, “I’m just going to go,” and he just followed me a bit.

Caleb Hammer: Do you not understand what you just said? You were like, “Do you…” You wanted him to walk you up and stuff.

Guest: I didn’t! I was just trying to go up.

Caleb Hammer: What did you just… You are the modern young woman! You guys are broken. The moment you guys want to hook up, it’s totally good. But if a guy wants to hook up, it’s creepy and weird. You know you can just say no and move on with your life.

[𝒎𝒐𝒆. @moe4demm]

DATING OLDER WOMEN BE LIKE 😭😭

[The Black Tucker Carlson Jr 🇺🇸 @B1TuckerCarlson]

Y’all want to see how much Black & White Americans hate each other?

[Millie Mia @Bruce5wtjs]

This intense debate just went from zero to one hundred real quick! 🤯

[Dr. God Abeg ooo @josh_uglyasf]

I swear she was shocked to hear it but I think it opened her eyes to a fresh reality she ignores

[hunchoo @dchunchoo]

@mymixtapez I definitely worked on his jet

[Tierra 😚 @tierra_moody]

DO NOT PUT SUITCASES ON YOUR BED!!? Are y’all insane? The same bags that touched airport air, the top cabin, and bag check?? Dear lord no amount of wiping it down will make it okay

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Funniest thread I’ve seen in a while 🤣🤣

[Joey Swoll @TheJoeySwoll]

The gym culture we love to see. 🙏🏼❤️

[Drake @SecondLifeDrake]

She not textin back cause she gettin tossed around the room like a tag team match worry about yourself king

[Kongo @KongoFuture]

Me whenever March Madness starts playing