Brainer

[Brainer @dciMacha]

Better days are coming... Stay Positive.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

@ntvkenya Ndegwa Njiiru should advise him to appeal the ruling in the court of appeal. That 50 million must be eaten by lawyers.

[m.a.l.o.n.e_ @BoiiMillan2786]

There is no reason to be a people pleaser. People are never pleased!!

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there is something incredibly satisfying about reading the first page of a book, and immediately something in your brain sits up and goes 'oh, i'm going to like this' — and then every subsequent page proves you right.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Unaenda concert na gari, unarudi na Uber😭😭😭😭. Wueh!!! Gari mzima inapotea inabidi umeitafuta chini ya gari zingine.

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

I have seen the Stadiums hosting the World Cup games in the US, Mexico and Canada and I have come to a conclusion that, apart from Morocco and South Africa, no other Africa country will ever host the World Cup

You need to have Modern infrastructures and stadiums... Africa can't compete💔

[Viora Tech @Viora_Tech_Ai]

I told my therapist:

“I feel like I’m running out of time to build the life I want.”

She didn’t even ask why.
She just looked at me gently and said:

[KOT OCS👮👮 @WaruiJohn2]

You see the 2026 World Cup stadiums and realize Africa is like 400 years behind USA

There's a stadium that was constructed for $5.5B called SoFi

That is equivalent to 711 Billion Kenya Shillings, 711B💔😂😂😂😂

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

The irony when someone tries to punish you with silence and their silence brings you peace.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

Staying lowkey will literally solve half your problems

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

A country where Maraga is arrested whereas Didmus Barasa is free is a failed nation. A nation where crooks like Duale are walking scot free whilst destroying our health system. But law abiding citizens like Maraga are arrested. What have we turned into!

[Lydia Warui @LGWarui]

Kuna boyzz flani wa area conned me early this year nikajaribu kumbembeleza arudishe hata kama ni half the amount and he told me I should work hard ndio nisishinde nikifuatilia pesa kidogo....just heard today alipelekwa sayuni Sato akitoka job😂😂can't wait to go for the burial🥰

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love seeing couples who are actual friends to each other, building a relationship on mutual understanding, laughter, and shared experiences. i genuinely think these are the happiest relationships.

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

He ought to win based on the finding that he was denied a fundamental right when his adjournment request was rejected after all senators admitted that he was ill!

The court erred by disregarding this significant finding!

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Ukipata dem hapendi online attention ya strangers anga hapost half naked on social media akitafuta likes and followers,pea yeye mimba. Don't fumble mzee

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

My greatest flex is when the dust settles and everyone realizes I was never lying or hating, just telling the truth.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🇫🇷 🇸🇳 🇵🇹 @kafangi]

Mejja said "tunangoja election tumtoe siaka" but since kila mtu alikuwa anafocus na matiti hio part iliwapita

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Sakaja will be worth over 10bn by the time he leaves City Hall. Ndio maana Mike Sonko never goes broke ata akipeana pesa ngapi.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Yani we catch someone with 250 million and steal 185 million before announcing it as 65million. I love this country

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

bad people getting away with everything was my greatest adult disappointment discovery

[Àgbà John Doe (back up) @jon_d_doee]

If you're in a relationship where the man hardly corrects you for your bad behavior, you're dating yourself.

AJD.