the banana was once a perfect representation of phone shape. u could hold it up like "haha hello?" and make ur friends die laughing. but these times are behind us. phones r just rectangles now. we need a replacement food. i hereby nominate the ice cream sandwich
it's over 100 degrees in california. 110 in some parts. we're in a pandemic. & farm workers are out in the fields wearing masks & sweatshirts to feed america on minimum wage. if you eat today, contemplate that.
Hey, I think President Trump is on to something with this idea of limiting COVID infections by not testing as much. Who knew the secret for staying forever young was as simple as not celebrating your birthday?
The President is pissed at the New York Times for breaking the story, but not Putin for putting bounties out on our military. That should tell you everything you need to know.
Gen Z will drink one medium caramel latte, not eat a single thing till 4 pm, verbally abuse a racist, crack a joke about their mental health and pick up a tear gas canister with their bare hands, but get nervous when they have to call to make a doctors appointment.