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[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Kenyans have realized protests are in vain. They don't solve anything.

They have #ProtestFatigue
Maandamano Imetuchosha

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Celestine wouldn’t cheat on a high-value man like Njugush for no reason. A woman is more likely to leave or cheat on you when you ignore her than when you cheat on her.

Women fear rejection and lack of attention. You can cheat on her and she still won’t leave or cheat on you, as long as you give her the attention she desires.

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

No one is interested in Maandamano anymore. The youths are now registering for votes in preparation for 2027

Maandamano imetuchosha na kuna a lot of #ProtestFatigue

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Rigathi Gachagua cannot tie Raila Odinga's shoelaces. Unaita watu Maandamano wanakuja watu watano aje na unajiita Leader of the opposition. Hii ni upus.

Maandamano imetuchosha sisi wanabiashara #ProtestFatigue

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Only 3 people demonstrated in Karatina the bedroom for Rigathi Gachagua. Ni mbayaa😂😂

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

If yesterday's demonstrations were successful Rigathi Gachagua would be spitting at everyone with endless press conferences. He would claim victory and announce how powerful he is. Glad Kenyans thwarted his plans.

This is #ProtestFatigue Maandamano Imetuchosha.

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Madness

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Hii ni passion ama ni career? Julius Kamau has been arrested again, reportedly marking his 100th arrest. Known for his constant presence in protests, he remains a vocal activist pushing for better governance and citizens’ rights.

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Christopher Okello murdered 4 children in a children's home daycare.

Last week akipelekwa kotini from nowhere gari ikalose control ikakanyaga mwanahabari akaumia.

Leo wakifanya kesi yake, from nowhere storm ya mvua na upepo ikakuja ikadisrupt prosecutor ikabidi wamekimbia.

Kwani ni mganga?

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Nowadays watu wa butchery wamearibu weighing machines. Nyama 1kg wanaweka kitu 850g.

My son one day mischievously placed a 400g loaf on a butcher's scale,and it read 520g.
I laughed and laughed,until the butcher added some pieces onto my purchase to compensate.
No one else noticed, except me and him 😂

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Moses Kuria is the party leader for the Chama Cha Kazi. Yet he is going to vie on the UDA ticket. Awuoro.

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Dear men, when you have money, avoid sleeping in women's houses. Whether you pay rent there or not. Always take her to your house or BnBs. Financial extortion is real.

Former Kirinyaga deputy governor Peter Ndambiri aliitiwa form hapo Thika na yellow yellow damsel. Aliingia kwa nyumba ya dem akidhani ni soft life, akatoka akiwa case study. Kumbe ilikuwa script imeandikwa kitambo. Camera iko ready, “bwana” wa dem anangoja cue. Before ata mzee aingie Straight of Hormuz aliona watu na cameras.

Story ikabadilika kuwa “extortion ring ya KSh 5M. Mzee paid a part of it. Then defaulted. They exposed him. What followed is an apology to the people of Kirinyaga and his family. The girl was arrested and confessed to have tricked the Deputy governor.

Even Churchill was caught somewhere in Donolm in a woman's house. Paid a lump sum. From that day he decided to play low. No one even knows his wife, family or relatives. Extortion is real! Juzi they shared the Video of Mithika Linturi in a woman's BnB being harassed by her husband. Money exchanged hands here.

Hapana chesaa. These wiminzs are just like Kenyan Maandamano. Unaenda ukithani mkona the same agenda kumbe iko watu wanakula pesa. Avoid.

This is how it happens. You hit on a girl. The girl knows you are rich. She reaches out to her male friends whom they strike a deal with. One to act as the girl's husband. Immediately you dip smokie into the oven kabla ata uongee in tongues unakuwa busted. Mangumi kiasi then Wakona nudes zako. You are married and you're sleeping with another man's woman. Hapo lazima kutoa pesa ama ujipate Telegram.

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Chuka Prince isn’t a trader; he’s just a salesman for a digital trap. He spends his days acting like a financial expert, but he’s really just a hype-man for Tagoption, a platform that doesn't even use real market data. While he tries to look successful, he’s actually just selling people a ticket to a rigged game.

Tagoption creates fake "volatility" that doesn't exist in the real world, meaning they control the numbers and you have no chance of winning. Anyone who follows his advice thinking he’s a professional trader is walking straight into a disaster. Chuka isn't helping you make money; he’s helping a fake broker take yours.

He isn't analyzing the economy—he’s just looking for the next person gullible enough to believe that a simulated graph can make them rich. If you follow him, the only thing you’ll be trading is your hard-earned savings for a very expensive lesson.

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Most of the money spent under Ruto is documented. Making it available to the public scrutiny. Unlike that of Uhuru which was carried secretly from the National treasury in sacks. A classic example is the Eurobond that vanished in the air. It is reported that the money never landed in Kenya. Ilienda direct to Panama.

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

"Mimi nilikuwa naona kama surgical blades zimeisha, tunaeza tumia masete for the time being before procuring the next batch" Calvin Gaucho.

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

David Maraga: A Kenyan voter is now informed. They can't be bought.

Gen Zs....

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Rigathi Gachagua was crying to be nominated by Ruto to be his running mate~ Kimani Ichungwa'h

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Gemini is the best in photo editing

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Governor James Orengo distributes Ksh12,000,000 worth Friesian, Holstein, and Ayrshire dairy cattle to 94 farmer groups in North Gem, Siaya County. Says the investment is aimed at increasing farmers’ incomes by introducing superior breeds capable of producing 10–20 litres of milk per day with proper care.

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Nimebeba Bluetooth speaker moja hapa, so sioni haja ya machine za ultrasound. Kama ni sound hii itatoa sound.