Daniel Jacobs

" "How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?" --Jaden Smith" -- Daniel Jacobs

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

Nothing tickles more than a dog's tongue

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

@SerranoReyMiami @phunware Can’t read numbers? It’s $0.70 (or 70 cents), not 0.07 cents. #embarassing

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

I could stay in quarantine forever as long as I have friends like Johnny at Apple Support to chat with

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

Have u ever had a crush on someone’s bitmoji?

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

Mood: the smell of smoke while driving through Carolina back roads

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

Ya know...if Jesus was about 6 feet tall, then social distancing is just another way of saying “leave room for Jesus”

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

I have a strange admiration of sunsets over freshly cut grass

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

If breakfast is just breaking a period of fasting then every meal is breakfast...

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

I just watched two characters in Onward shake hands and my first reaction was wait why are they sharing germs he could have corona...it’s an animated movie...

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

One perk of online classes is I can be in class and the bathroom at the same time

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

Wait I just realized fat free means it makes you fat for free

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

Everything seems fine til your mom asks if you okay

[Aaron Horn @AaronHorn12]

Take it easy @bmaugh714, it’s just an exhibition game 😳

[Cedarville Men’s Basketball @CedarvilleMBB]

Kollin caught a body 💀

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

Skimming: Reading the first sentence, then turning a page every couple seconds as I move my eyes up and down

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

I would just like to say that I listened to Christmas music on my way to work and I feel no guilt

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

@cotomovies Psych the musical is actually different from psych the movie

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

@cotomovies please add Psych: The Musical

[NCAA Division II @NCAADII]

That feeling when you are scrambling to get a project done and end up getting an A+ 😎

@CUJackets scrambling to create BRILLIANCE #SCTop10

[Daniel Jacobs @dcjdanny]

took me way too long to figure out why this wasn’t working