Dennis

2017 IBA Champ

[merrin @wowzowee]

When the stuff at target starts sounding like a diy venue lineup

[Dennis @dcloutier207]

Escaped tragedy like N.O.R.E when he got that Pharrell pack @YourOldDroog

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

Wemby did Navy seal training just to get what Jalen Brunson got from parental abuse

[jesse @darthgordita]

the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art

[Dylan @notnotdylm]

mf on jeopardy thought the huffington post broke the news of lincoln's assassination

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Guy who thinks The Doors are opening up at every local show

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Weird trend alert: Facebook is full of ai photos of people visiting Phil Collins in the hospital

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

yall think ppl in 1925 were like "damn i miss 1916"

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I was pulled over by a Police Officer. He looked at my license and said "you're supposed to be wearing glasses". I said I have contacts. He said he didn't care who I know

[dylan @narrenhut]

Just figured out that you can “Pharrell remix” any song on Spotify by tapping it five times at the appropriate tempo

[⚡️Money-Zap.com⚡️ @Money_Zap]

It was not a Happy Thanks Govn g

[Dennis @dcloutier207]

Lupus Fiasco

[miia @miiagarro]

but your honor you know how i get

[Zee 🗽 @SomeZeeShit__]

Ja becoming the Juelz Santana of basketball

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

Timbaland acquired Nelly Furtado in a 4 team trade and won 2 rings in 3 years

[William♦️ @will9hepler]

I'm so much more than depressed🥀🖤®

[Terry Rozier @T_Rozzay3]

I bet..