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declaration of dependence

[🕊 @dclrtnofdpndnc]

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[I M A N I @prettygirll4L]

If I like it, I like it. No outside validation needed.

[PENNY ﾒ𝟶 ™️ @xlucidpennyx]

My coworker told me he hasn’t got a raise after everyone got theirs. I told him “closed mouths don’t get fed” he went to hr and they fired him. He didn’t get a raise because he was supposed to be fired and they forgot

[solaris @DJUNGELSK0GS]

who the hell is this guy hanging out with

[vy @afhflicker]

eating cake for breakfast on the day after bday is sucha 10/10 experience i love

[ꅐꏂ꒐ꋪ꒯😈👻 @heis_Mike_]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[006’🩸 @lil60s1]

hamburger help her

[𝔇𝔢𝔢 @deeomi_]

“Where is your other earring?” is such a heart stopping question😂

[* @hautecnt]

gorgeous

[niya ★ @6inchgrandee]

i will never get over how sickening she looked here like woah

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

Oh my god is this real

[ambrose ⚧︎🧸🐁 #dolbytwt @kr1sdr333murr]

why do americans say horror like whore

[Masin Elijè @MasinElije]

This whole fucking time I thought this was Ice Spice song WTF omgggggggg

[Louis M. Cypher @lou_m_cypher]

You don't get to look like this AND be a good person. She had no choice.

[nukewar @nuke_war_]

Why do Chinese call everything Ali? Aliexpress, Alibaba, Alipay. Are they Shia?

[RΞΞZUS @ReciRich]

Magazines used to have fragrance samples.

[hayrr x @hayrr]

hey @macklemore im sorry i tweeted in 2014 you should mackle less. you can mackle as much as you want. free palestine ✊🏽

[lex @lexlisbon]

Larping as someone who has their shit together by putting lotion on after my shower

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

I miss when dj khaled used to assemble the avengers for a 4-5 min song.

[bhad bhae @bhad_bhae]

most mugged person in li history idc