Me: Hey babe do you mind sleeping in the first room if you game past 2:30AM so you don’t wake me up?
Louie: Yeah no problem
Louie at 4AM: *karate chops our bedroom doors open and cannon balls onto our bed*
I cannot handle the fact that @espn & @ESPNNBA are still showing the Haliburton injury. No other athlete, team, or sport would be treated like this. Do better. #pacers#espn
Really thought I was killing adulthood lately but then I tried to steam my shirt while wearing it and now I have burn marks all over my stomach so there goes that theory
Love that @Ticketmaster literally refuses to help anyone when their system messed up. Got an error message during checkout so someone else bought tickets for me then I was still charged and now I can’t get a refund or resell the tickets. all they keep saying is “can’t help you”
I truly love my 30’s, having the time of my life but my body HATES it. Since turning 30 I’ve developed adult acne, throw out my back every other month, and now I’m allergic to bread?!
I’d like to speak to the manager plz.
7:45 AM on a Sunday
Me: wanting a quiet morning
Husband: runs in and demands I get up or else he’ll “pour water on me as torture”
Me: “marriage is torture enough”
Husband: leaves and gives me the silent treatment
Me: gets the quiet Sunday morning I wanted
The white collar business men flying on week days should have separate flights so the rest of us don’t have to deal with them. Thanks for joining my Ted talk