Mrgm

ich würd' auch gern mal voller Deepness über Probleme tweeten, doch ich hab' keine.. gar keine.

[Mrgm @dcnmma_]

Frisch aus dem Berber, die Fresse, sie glänzt

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

Sorry but I’m gonna need to know his religion, those are the rules apparently.

[Mrgm @dcnmma_]

Ich suech öpert, wo sich traut i somne "Schutzazug" bi mir ufztauche um en Ibruch z'simuliere... wett luege, wie min Hund reagiert.

Freiwilligi?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Olaf ist ein Narr

[Albanian Football 🇦🇱 @AlbanianFooty]

Zhegrova, Zhegrova, Zhegrova.

What a baller!

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

BREAKING: Decision Desk has called the 2024 election for Donald Trump

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: TRUMP WINS

[Ahmad Ahmad @Ahmad__Ahmad02]

Aber als Waffen aus Deutschland nach Gaza gingen, laut JA gerufen…

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Fuck Israel

[DJ SNAKE @djsnake]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Casual Geopolitics @Casualgeopol]

His family name is Mileikowsky, they’re from Poland… they changed their name so you didn’t realize they’re settlers…🇵🇱🇮🇱

[Danny Ocean @DannyCrevette]

chamer öpper es alternativprodukt zu sodastream empfehle wo nöd us israel chunt?

[Censored Men @CensoredMen]

🇧🇷🔞 A group of Brazilians stormed a police station, dragged out a rapist of a 1-year-old boy and a 7-month-old baby, and burnt him alive.

[Onkel Dagobert @Dagobert95]

In Katar gab es nie Gewitter. Das ist eben das Risiko, wenn man eine EM nach Europa vergibt.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Spain's foreign minister says the country will join South Africa's case against Israel at the International Court of Justice

[Mrgm @dcnmma_]

"Ich chauf es neus Auto, 1.2 TDI... "

"Hä, mit dem derfsch doch nöd uf d Autobahn...?"

Min Vater mal wieder... 😂

[Mrgm @dcnmma_]

Geile Spieler, alles, aber lächerlich, wenn en Harry Kane meh als doppled so viel Scorer het...

I sinere erste Saison.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Florian Wirtz is the Bundesliga Player of the Season.

The 21-year-old champion had 11 goals and 12 assists in 2023-24 ✨

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

⭐️ Pep Guardiola is the 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 to win four Premier League titles in a row, making history again…

🏆 6 Premier League
🏆 4 Club World Cup
🏆 4 Carabao Cup
🏆 4 UEFA Super Cup
🏆 3 Champions League
🏆 3 La Liga
🏆 3 Supercopa
🏆 2 Copa del Rey
🏆 3 Bundesliga
🏆 2 DFB-Pokal
🏆 2 FA Cup
🏆 2 Community Shield

🏅 First manager ever to win Treble twice.
🏅 First manager ever to win four PL in a row.

𝐏𝐞𝐩 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐚, 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞. 🎞️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔴 Klopp: "Whatever happened at City with the 115 charges, Pep Guardiola is the best manager in the world".

"Put any other manager in the world at that club, they do not win the league four times in a row!".