Mr. Boombastic

*Paid actor

[GarbageApe @GarbageApe]

i could house an entire bucket of chicken right now

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

MCDC can cut a promo on ANYTHING

#PMSLive

[jessy ✨ @yssejyekcoh]

“Whenever I’m having a bad time in my brain I like having a good time on the internet”

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

ᵀᶦⁿʸ ᵀᶦᵍᵉʳˢ

[GarbageApe @GarbageApe]

I've developed a five point system to evaluate the quality of Tweets. I plot and graph a Tweet's stanzas, refrains, rhythm, meter, and line breaks. With my system you will finally be able to discern, without question, whether a Tweet is "Good" or "Bad."

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

I have about 4 dreams a week that I get shot in. Last night, I could actually feel the burn of the bullets as they entered my chest & heart.

[Riley @rileyofhbc]

Stay away from the DMT vapes, they can kill you

[🐢✨America Is Musty✨🐢 @DragonflyJonez]

👑

[memorecks @memorecks]

Retweet if you have ever eaten dirt

[James @CaucasianJames]

dost thou mind if my week is favorable

[Matt Ramos @therealsupes]

Secret Wars expectations:

[𝗠𝗜𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗔 @mirandadottxt]

🐝 🐝 🐝 @bugmane

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: At least 8 people have been killed in a mass shooting at a Buffalo, New York, supermarket, law enforcement officials tell @AP . https://t.co/rHV5uBSkO9

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

🗣 I'm elated with the guys we have