Derek Ditch

Founder of @rocknsm. I ❤️ all things @elastic so much that I now build things there.

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

@dantheman777 @strandjs Sorry, but it's too late to stop it. All of the thrunting hate just continues to spread the word .... so to speak....

Thrunt on my friends! Thrunt on!

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

@elonmusk The Founding Fathers envisioned farmers and other common folk seeking in Congress to represent their region before going back to their private life after sometime. They weren't expecting "the swamp" of corporate puppets that serve 40+ years with no real world experience.

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

@elonmusk @elonmusk are you still about this? Is #AmericaParty the way forward? It's probably an odd way to connect, but as a 24-year retired Army veteran and Google security engineer, I'm game to continue to serve as a Rep in MO. D & R are two sides of the same coin and it's too much.

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

@AOC "Blaming someone else because your clown shoes are untied isn’t one."

FTFY ☝️

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

@WasteManagement ... Bruh... Your password policy is atrocious. It took me a while to validate because I interpreted the instructions wrong. You require _EXACTLY_ 8 characters?!?! In 2025? Yeah, gonna use a temporary credit card on this one!
@PWTooStrong

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

Seemingly, I can keep this up for over 24 hours. Something in my house is drawing 200W, but I can't imagine what that is. @Tesla Energy support chat opens at 8 am CST. The outage happened at 6:35 am. ☹️

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

This is how I watch the morning news using my #Powerwall during a power outage. @tesla

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

@elonmusk Really cool, especially the dancing at the end. Reproduce the ending of the "Rock that Body" music video, and I'll be super impressed. #featureRequest https://t.co/u5yUkO1Nk4

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

Also, I'd like to propose a mascot for the new, unnamed distro (hat-tip to @DaHoff333 for the right AI incantation and final GIMP work)

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

So @SUSE announced a hard fork of @RedHat EL yesterday... and maybe I'm just super nerdy, but while RedHat obviously started this shakeup by changing their stance on access to their sources, SuSE jumping into the fray definitely changes things. https://t.co/krWE8HZTkG

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

@OwenBenjamin I'm sorry. You lost me at "dish isn't pointed up." We can't all have personal satellites over our homes. Does the sun pass directly over your house in the winter? You don't have to believe the science to understand the math.

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

@RepMTG I've only recently read your congressional webpage and your most recent tweets. Jesus teaches that we should love our neighbors as ourselves, even if we disagree with them. Your content shows that you're anti-trans and anti-Biden. What are you for?

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

@RepMTG I'm a conservative American that worked in the Intel community during @Snowden's leaks. Leaked intelligence like this is only for the glory of the leaker. It causes irreparable harm to national security. Leeching onto this like he's a hero shows that you're a just puppet4politics

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

@SenSchumer I mean, Democrats could have supported a Republican candidate in a bipartisan way, but instead he had to work with the only people that would work with him, the fringe. All y'alls "us vs. them" rhetoric is a poison to our democracy.

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

I made it until Dec 17th with copious amounts of Christmas music listening.
#whamageddon https://t.co/FjxlnmA2De

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

@raikiasec It can't be too early if you never took it down.

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

@raikiasec "too early" isn't a thing

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

If you attended or watched my talk this morning at #mWISE 2022, the talk repo URL is fixed. PDF copy of slides and related links to repo here: https://t.co/XhW8HYdqDE
Sorry 'bout that.

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

@nopantrootdance @PWTooStrong Oof.... say it ain't so @shopmyexchange

[Derek Ditch @dcode]

We're up in 2 hours in track 1. Here's our presentation repo and the actual project repo.
https://t.co/dliPg4loHn
https://t.co/1huGn9jSvy

[Andrew Pease @andythevariable]

Really excited for @dcode and Jessica David’s talk on “Cracking the Beacon: Automating the extraction of implant configurations” at the @sansforensics con. https://t.co/WV1Q4x1Bpv