Dan Coh

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

Just witnessed a run-in of a distant friendship. Clearly awkward small talk, ended with a "let's do something soon!"

Please, don't do something soon. You both have better uses of your time

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

I hate Jimmy Fallon but man does he have a good ben and Jerry's flavor

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

Why do airports have the worst water selection

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

Imagine how empty the US open would be if you couldn’t post an IG story from there

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

Why did people start reacting to messages with "😂" instead of ha-ha-ing them

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

The basic bitch arc of hating your roomie to becoming a foodie

[jaycee @jayceepxrez]

Bro is shocked at the idea of showing up in the playoffs

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

You can't multitask while drinking tea. Just gets cold too quick. Needs full focus.

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

Stop asking people to rub sunscreen in on your back. If you can wash your back in the shower, you can do the same with sunscreen.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

🍍 Pineapple in different languages:

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🇭🇷 ananas
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🇩🇪 Ananas
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🇭🇹 anana
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🇮🇸 ananas
🇮🇩 nanas
🇮🇪 anann
🇮🇹 ananas
🇱🇻 anannas
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🇳🇴 ananas
🇵🇱 ananas
🇷🇴 ananas
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🇷🇸 ананас
🇸🇰 ananás
🇸🇮 ananas
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 pineapple 😳
🇺🇦 ананас

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

Probably the only person to ever see Kamala Harris and Dani Rojas in the same night

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

Desmond bane is making $41 million/year?????

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

Zoos can really go wrong

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

How much would you have to get paid for the US to officially switch to the metric system?

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

You can learn a lot about someone from what’s in their Trader Joe’s cart

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

@DarthHater1022 He should see the menu, black phone, fresh, vengeance, bones and all, and gdt’s Pinocchio

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

What’s a rooftop without a cocktail

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

Never seen a variety pack of chips where I was happy with all the options

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

Restaurants are all marketing. Wanna grab beers? No. Wanna grab craft beers? Yes. Sausages? No. Artisan sausages?

[Dan Coh @dcoh910]

I feel bad for singers with one-hit wonders who then try to drag on their career with songs no one cares about. How many times has Carly Rae Jepsen had to sing “Call Me Maybe” while on tour for her new album no one’s ever heard of?