Diane Cooke

Instr. Designer/e-Learning Developer. Ph.D. straddles education & entertainment. Also do script prep for MST3K, write my own scripts, & don't sleep very well.

[Diane Cooke @dcook020]

@Rainmaker1973 Yeah, just walk straight past your young daughter when you’ve been out all day. Plus, dogs usually show a little more enthusiasm when people they love have been out a while.🤨

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@FrankConniff Glad to see Ishtar getting some love.

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@SlenderSherbet

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@MJMcKean Congratulations to a stylish and talented couple!

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@dryceratop Funny how these didn’t exist before Photoshop. And you’d think if someone found one of these, they’d video the encounter instead of just taking a picture.

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@uncledoomer Two acquaintances in my life are professional therapists and based on how they process their own lives, I wouldn’t trust their “advice.”

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@FrankConniff That’s awesome, Frank! ❤️

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@Puppieslover Maybe they should require dogs submit to a drug test before these things. 😀

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@DrSuneelDhand @CoachDanGo In taste? No way! Can’t stand them.

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@thehealthb0t My father was given 9 months to live when he was 1st diagnosed with cancer. He died after the 2nd chemo session.Yes he had cancer, but he died of chemo. Death cert says otherwise.A retired oncologist told me he’d never get chemo if he ever gets cancer. That’s all I need to know.

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@TheFigen_ Where’s @RealAdamRose ‘s response?

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@awkwardgoogle No.

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@Glinner Deep… And crisp… And crunchy. Oh, did I say Crunchy?

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@ThatEricAlper Carol Burnett

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@NoContextBrits I saw this in Reykjavik:

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@FFS_WhatNow 😄Reminds me of this: https://t.co/MUmcXtFCWj

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@FrankConniff Wonder if her psychologist husband Bob knew about her checkered past.

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@MJMcKean Happy Birthday from the wife of the guy who wouldn’t eat his pizza when we saw you & the fam perform at Feinstein’s about 25 (?) years ago. It bothered you to the extent that you came out and asked us why he didn’t eat. And if you remember that, maybe seek help.😄

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@ShouldHaveAnima If you’ve been feeding her, I think she wants room service.

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@hoobydoobydoo Columbo?