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Liked “@PerkinsWill_DC: Our team this morning for the @whitmanwalker Walk/Run to End HIV. A great fall morning to be outside and active f...

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Leaving work now, should be good to go by 6:30

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If you'll be my glass of wine, I'll be your shot of whiskey.

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Love from another is best when not examined too closely.

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Where is the Life we have lost while living?

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Alka-Seltzer Cold Plus, best thing ever. Well, after Comet and bleach.

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Why am I not surprised that every gay in this hotel is crammed into the single room fitness center trying to get away from their family.

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Just overheard "without a Detroit automobile and a firearm an American is just a Frenchman"

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Sometimes I like to pretend the stick on my lolly pop is a Virginia Slim cigarette.

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Just posted a photo http://t.co/HBJUMBg0

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The proliferation of flip flops is a metaphor for the decline of social grace in american society

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I don't understand why deodorant is kept in the secured section of the drug store

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Britney concert! So excited I could pee

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I just saw the Dali Lama walk into my building. Seriously.

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Welcome summer!

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Hoppy Easter!

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Watching snow fall in the glow of a streetlight outside my window

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"I know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I'm afraid I couldn't possibly meet anyone else" Audrey Hepburn, Charade

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Women that try to cut in the bathroom line at gay bars slay me

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All this ice makes me want a cocktail.