David Cosgrove

Scottish Bafta Winning Writer and Screenwriting lecturer @ Glasgow Caledonian University & The Royal Conservatoire of Scotland

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly threatening to put giant tarps over all of D.C.'s Smithsonian museums if they do an exhibit on presidential rankings because he knows nearly all expert historians rank his 1st term in the bottom 5, and his 2nd term is going even worse.

[David Cosgrove @dcosgr]

@thetripathi58 Thanks

[Keep Rock Alive 🤘 @_KeepRockAlive_]

Recently discovered rare footage of Willie Nelson and Keith Richards helping build the pyramids in Egypt.

[David Cosgrove @dcosgr]

@therealmissjo Yes, and for authenticity they should all be Austrian, and Maria should only be played by a former nun. 🤣

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@OkBoomerAF @bariweiss @TheFP Also adapted The Russia House.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Guy is speaking my love language

[David Cosgrove @dcosgr]

@plyons45 For you Tommy Atkins ze war iz over

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

DWP figures show that fraud in relation to PIP is so small its assessed at 0%. Meanwhile HMRC figures show in 2022-23 the tax gap, the difference between tax owed & collected, was £39.8bn

But its easier to scapegoat disabled people than go after super rich tax avoiders/evaders

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Cuts to benefits have been announced by Peter Lilley in 1992. And Harriet Harman in 1997. And James Purnell in 2009. And Iain Duncan Smith in 2013. And Jeremy Hunt in 2023. And now Liz Kendall in 2025. Because the poorest people in Britain have had it too good for too long.

[David Cosgrove @dcosgr]

@BryanSmith7777 @RpsAgainstTrump It's where he's going to put the vast chicken farms that will lower the price of eggs.

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@JennyPowellTV But not my terrible ‘dad gags’ or J’s excellent delivery of them ( - “…y-fronts!”) All best.

[David Cosgrove @dcosgr]

@alibalitv Fantastic news Ali! Congratulations!!

[Louise Jameson @Lou_Jameson]

Anyone can take advantage of this brilliant and kind offer from the railway companies.

[David Cosgrove @dcosgr]

@zimranjacob Hi, that sounds incredibly helpful. I’d really appreciate being able to share that with my students. Thank you.

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@zoeambullock Whoop!

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@supertanskiii @PaulBowes17 D'you think they're also wearing nappies?

[David Cosgrove @dcosgr]

Funny but true.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Reform's 5 MPs gather for their first meeting.

[David Cosgrove @dcosgr]

@_eeerinn_ No, missus, it was all you - my job was to stop you doubting yourself. I look forward to seeing the amazing things you do next.

[David Cosgrove @dcosgr]

@_eeerinn_ Congratulations Erin! Fantastic achievement.

[BremainInSpain @BremainInSpain]

Excellent from @BurgerKing